Of Madonna, Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn ...

Of Madonna, Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe

There are 9 comments on the AndhraNews story from Aug 4, 2008, titled Of Madonna, Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe. In it, AndhraNews reports that:

Queen of pop Madonna liked to think that she was legendary sex siren Marilyn Monroe.

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Aaron

Davis, CA

#1 Aug 7, 2008
Simon and Garfunkel's song "Mrs Robinson" asked the famous question, "Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio?" Now we know the answer -- Joe became obsessed with studying Madonna's career, and talked trash about her to his flunkies! But in his diary, Joe regularly wrote he wanted to "go straight to second base" with Madonna!

Experts claim that in Madonna, Joltin' Joe saw a new improved version of his ex-wife -- to mistreat! Just like old times! Joe chose never to meet Madonna, because he felt he wouldn't be able to refrain from roughing up another buxom blonde. And if he did, Madonna would kick his keister!
Dave

Gardena, CA

#2 Aug 7, 2008
Huhhhhhhh?????? What kind of drug are you doin', dude?
Aaron

United States

#3 Aug 8, 2008
Three cans Red Bull (funnel recommended) plus one bag orange Pop Rocks with The Graduate DVD on. This coctail could become an epidemic: Some drinkers claim to be "in" the movie, and Anne Bancroft morphs into Kylie during the "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me" scene.(One guy's head exploded!)

Wonderful song:
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"Where have you gone Joe Dimaggio?" He used to stay home in the mornings and listen to Rush Limbaugh (true) and watch a lot of sports.
Dave

Gardena, CA

#4 Aug 8, 2008
Aaron wrote:
Three cans Red Bull (funnel recommended) plus one bag orange Pop Rocks with The Graduate DVD on. This coctail could become an epidemic: Some drinkers claim to be "in" the movie, and Anne Bancroft morphs into Kylie during the "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me" scene.(One guy's head exploded!)
Wonderful song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =TnW59E-zyZYXX&feature=rel ated
"Where have you gone Joe Dimaggio?" He used to stay home in the mornings and listen to Rush Limbaugh (true) and watch a lot of sports.
Ohhhh, that explains it! I actually did see the graduate once. Mrs. Robinson's daughter was hot!
Aaron

United States

#5 Aug 8, 2008
Yeah, Katherine Ross was a natural, great also in the original Stepford Wives... with that movie's odd combo of iconic feminist statement and young (or any age) male fantasy ("Hot robots!")
sellaman

Abbotsford, Australia

#6 Aug 9, 2008
Dave wrote:
Huhhhhhhh?????? What kind of drug are you doin', dude?
Its called Imagination. Education. Creativity. Intelligence.

Some of many things your will never have.
Aaron

El Dorado Hills, CA

#8 Aug 10, 2008
Thanks sellaman, for the good words and defense. No harm, no foul on Dave's comment. He's asking what drug I'm doing becase we know that 3/4 of Californians are on some kind of drug -- whatever it takes to be sunny and optimistic in CA, or we risk being arrested for bad vibes - lol.
sellaman

Sydney, Australia

#9 Aug 11, 2008
I suppose it was harmless.

Good old California ha! We don't want you arrested do you?:-)
Aaron

Davis, CA

#10 Aug 12, 2008
Right, I'm not ready to do prison time to fight for the right to be grumpy :-).

I'm reminded of SFO punks (and oft-cranky) Dead Kennedy's song:

Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face

Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay
Mellow out or you will pay!

California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California

Now it is 1984
Knock-knock at your front door
It's the suede/denim/flower secret police
They have come for your uncool niece
**********

On the (many) positive aspects, some say Sydney is a sister city to SFO, Australia to CA. Part of that may be a wishful subtext of, "We're similar to the area that produced the one-of Kylie..." - haha (really) haha.

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