#21 Nov 21, 2012
I am making my Christmas wish list. If any of you feel like gifting the mayor hoping to get favoritism forget it. If you think I'll take a bribe, hell no. If you think I'll reduce your high water bill, get lost sukka. You can't buy me! Honest Frank Deese is not for sale. However bring me one of these presents and we will talk.
Honest Frank's Christmas wish list
(1) 1.75 L GEORGE DICKEL No 12 (engraved decanter)
(2) 750 ML GLENFIDDICH 18 YR RESERVE SCOTCH
(3) 1.75 L MONTEZUMA GOLD TEQUILA
(4) 1.75 L GREY GOOSE VODKA
(5) Four cool spinner 26" Rims to fit my Escalade and 4 new Michelin all terrain low profile tires.
#22 Nov 21, 2012
Are you serious? Here is a thought....take your racist self on somewhere else. I don't care if they are purple...it is about the job they do not the color of their skin.
#23 Nov 21, 2012
Crying racism isn't going to work for you libs any more. You've destroyed the culture in the name of your liberalism.
#24 Jan 20, 2013
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#25 Jan 22, 2013
Boy oh boy, Woodrow Wilson and FDR sure did create the strong-arm scam of this world, didn't they? The Democrat Party is America's #1 enemy.
#26 Jan 22, 2013
The rain came down so hard that driving was almost impossible. I pulled into a driveway, cut the car off and decided to wait it out. No need in taking unnecessary chances, I thought as I looked in the dash pocket to make sure my loaded Smith and Wesson .38 was there and ready. I didn't know this neighborhood.
The sky darkened and the wind picked up driving the rain so hard that it made a drumming sound on the hood of the car.I really couldn't make out anything except a far off light, everything else was dark. I cut on the interior lights and looked for an old roadmap I kept in the pocket on the back of the passenger seat. Outside the wind produced a low moaning sound and the car began to move slightly back and forth. I was getting spooked!
I opened the dash and unholstered my .38 just in case. I hold a state concealed carry permit and I have a permit to have the pistol in my possession.
I found an old dry unsmoked cigarette in the center console. I hadn't smoked in 5 years. How in the hell did that get in there I thought. I pushed in the lighter and waited. It clicked and I lit the Marlboro drawing in the smoke and coughing until I thought I was going to puke. I put it out in the ashtray
#27 Jan 22, 2013
Frank just got back from the Obama inauguration in Washington. He had a front row seat with Spike Lee on one side and Samuel L. Jackson on the other. Obama was cracking jokes and he looked down and saw those three and he said "Look, it's the three stooges".
Later on Obama said "Ladies and Gentlemen I have a special guest here all the way from Marshville, NC, let's hear it for Mayor Frank Deese. Come on let's show the brother some love. Frank, come on up here on the stage and sing a duet with Beyonce". Frank tried but he couldn't stay on tune so he started dancing the Humpty on Michelle. Then Obama came over and started dancing the Humpty on Frank. Then Nancy Peloski started dancing the Humpty on Roseanne Barr while Harry Reid was dancing the Humpty on Barney Frank who was pretending to be dead porn star John C. Holmes. Everyone had a good time and as far as we know no one got drunk or pregnant although Frank did complain about being sick this morning.
#28 Jan 22, 2013
Democrats are insane. Criminally insane. Liberalism is a mental disorder.
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