Wingate Man Kilt By Lawn Mower

Wingate Man Kilt By Lawn Mower

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Redneck

United States

#1 Aug 16, 2011
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2011/08/16/2...

Lawn mower is going to prison.
Elm Street Visionary

Charlotte, NC

#2 Aug 16, 2011
Sad. We are praying for the family of the loved one that was killed in this accident. Praying that you, Redneck learn the meaning of compassion and don't have to face the kind of grief this person's family is having.
Redneck

United States

#3 Aug 16, 2011
Don't blame me Granny, it was the lawn mower that kilt him. It happens all the time.

Guest

Charlotte, NC

#4 Apr 24, 2012
Wow, spell much? The word is "killed", not "kilt". A kilt is the skirt worn by Scottish bagpipers.
Redneck

Raleigh, NC

#5 Jan 18, 2013
Guest wrote:
Wow, spell much? The word is "killed", not "kilt". A kilt is the skirt worn by Scottish bagpipers.
Don't know if he was wearing a skirt or what, but that old lawn mower kilt him dead.
Indeed

Charlotte, NC

#6 Feb 5, 2014
I applaud your dedication to the cause Redneck.

Blessings to you.

“Just watching the show & LOL..”

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#7 Feb 10, 2014
Man "kilt" by lawnmower. Seriously? Forest Hill's Ag class much?
Redneck

Raleigh, NC

#8 Feb 26, 2014
Spring is almost here again. Time to start cutting grass again. Don't get kilt by your lawnmowers.
Redneck

Raleigh, NC

#9 Jul 9, 2015
I almost kilt my liver last night.
High IQ

United States

#10 Jul 11, 2015
Redneck wrote:
I almost kilt my liver last night.
If the shine is fine keep the grapes on the vine
Redneck

Raleigh, NC

#12 Jul 16, 2015
Whatever happened the killer lawn mower?

“Just watching the show & LOL..”

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#13 Jul 18, 2015
Redneck wrote:
Whatever happened the killer lawn mower?
Probably a monument at Jesse Helms' old crib. The locals will say it's a relic from the war days.....
Redneck

Raleigh, NC

#14 Aug 10, 2015
I have not read where the lawn mower has kilt anyone else. That's a good thing.
Redneck

Raleigh, NC

#15 Oct 9, 2015
Put the lawn mowers away and get out the leaf blowers...it's FALL!

I hope y'all don't have any killer leaf blowers!
Redneck

Raleigh, NC

#16 Dec 21, 2015
Don't cut no more grass so close to Christmas so you won't get kilt.
Redneck

Raleigh, NC

#17 Jan 14, 2016
Happy New Year! Don't get kilt by any dastardly lawn mowers in 2016.

“Just watching the show & LOL..”

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#18 Jan 14, 2016
Redneck wrote:
Happy New Year! Don't get kilt by any dastardly lawn mowers in 2016.
Go cut the grass already.....
Redneck

Raleigh, NC

#19 Feb 1, 2016
It's in the seventies today. The killer lawn mowers will be back out on the trails soon looking for some more victims!
Redneck

Raleigh, NC

#20 Mar 8, 2016
This guy almost got kilt!

Redneck

Raleigh, NC

#21 Mar 31, 2016
I am hearing rumors that they are going to let the killer lawn mower out of prison on good behavior. Anything to it?

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