the holy church of catcher

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#382 Oct 30, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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Pastor Catcher is unsure whether our Church's unprayers contributed to the improvement in your condition. We will continue to unpray for your complete recovery.
In the meantime, you will receive two complimentary health drinks (green and yucky) at tonight's happy hour.
Without the friendship, support and encouragement of all of you here, I may have given up.

As the next months go by I will certainly need the same.

I thank you all, I will live in part because of you all.

... and you didn't have to say single 'prayer'. <smile>

"I said you are ALL Gods!"

“Game Over”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#383 Oct 30, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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Without the friendship, support and encouragement of all of you here, I may have given up.
As the next months go by I will certainly need the same.
I thank you all, I will live in part because of you all.
... and you didn't have to say single 'prayer'. <smile>
"I said you are ALL Gods!"
I'm a Goddess...or a witch.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#384 Oct 30, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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I'm a Goddess...or a witch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =VYeqDD96gLgXX
Both!

<smooch>

<ouch>

LOL

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#385 Oct 30, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
Wanted to let you all know that my doctor appt. went well.
My viral load is now undetecable!
I will have to stay on the treatment until summer but it looks like I will be cured.
They also added a new drug (injection 3 times a week) because my red cell count is dangerously low.
Will be taking a medical sabbatical for the last semester and will muddle through until them using my sick days twice a week.
I want to thank you all for you support and understanding.
Seems the world is going to be stuck with me for a while yet.
We're glad to have you at the Hotel Terra Firma.

When room service knocks on the door, ask for "The Show".

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#386 Oct 30, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
Pastor Catcher is unsure whether our Church's unprayers contributed to the improvement in your condition. We will continue to unpray for your complete recovery.
In the meantime, you will receive two complimentary health drinks (green and yucky) at tonight's happy hour.
Like many things, it's the thought that counts.

“What are you looking at?”

Since: Jan 08

Albuquerque, NM

#387 Oct 31, 2013
Happy Halloween everyone!

Scare some kiddies for me!!

:o)

BOO!!

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#388 Nov 1, 2013
The Walmart was interesting tonight.

Since: Sep 10

Redondo Beach, CA

#389 Nov 1, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
The Walmart was interesting tonight.
Our parishioners must not enter the gates of Walmart.

Ten Hail Catchers, Tide.

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#390 Nov 1, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
Our parishioners must not enter the gates of Walmart.
Ten Hail Catchers, Tide.
I saw Saint Peter the Walmart greeter.

He was talking to a girl in fishnet stockings.

Since: Sep 10

Redondo Beach, CA

#391 Nov 1, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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I saw Saint Peter the Walmart greeter.
He was talking to a girl in fishnet stockings.
If you have stuff that good, the least you can do is share it.

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#392 Nov 1, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
If you have stuff that good, the least you can do is share it.
I'm working on a particle atomizer for atmospheric dispersion.

Until I get it working, we'll have to pass the substance from person to person.

“The eye has it...”

Since: May 09

Russell's teapot

#393 Nov 2, 2013
Happy Unsabbath, everyone.

“The eye has it...”

Since: May 09

Russell's teapot

#394 Nov 3, 2013
I was very unimpressed by the unsermon.

Just the way I like it.

“Game Over”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#395 Nov 3, 2013
What happened to my earlier post?

Did Catcher ban me?

OMC, should I be unbaptised again?

Catcher has heard my unconfessions.

Forgive me Catcher. I've been very, very ungood.

I have videos.

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#396 Nov 4, 2013
River Tam wrote:
What happened to my earlier post?
Did Catcher ban me?
OMC, should I be unbaptised again?
Catcher has heard my unconfessions.
Forgive me Catcher. I've been very, very ungood.
I have videos.
Hi.

Your post was selected at random to undergo quality uncontrol tests.

It either failed or passed. I'm not quite sure.

I get confused so easily these days.

Videos?

No, I'd better go to sleep. I've got work to do tomorrow.

“Game Over”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#397 Nov 4, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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Hi.
Your post was selected at random to undergo quality uncontrol tests.
It either failed or passed. I'm not quite sure.
I get confused so easily these days.
Videos?
No, I'd better go to sleep. I've got work to do tomorrow.
I'm quite unwarm right now. Mia is the biggest blanket (I'm struggling to find a word that is not hog) thief that I've ever slept with. When I finally wriggle in though, I'm always uncold.

She's very uncold.

Since: Sep 10

Redondo Beach, CA

#398 Nov 4, 2013
River Tam wrote:
What happened to my earlier post?
Did Catcher ban me?
OMC, should I be unbaptised again?
Catcher has heard my unconfessions.
Forgive me Catcher. I've been very, very ungood.
I have videos.
Before making his final undecision, Pastor Catcher must closely examine the videos.

The pastor unpromises not to drool or slobber.

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#399 Nov 4, 2013
River Tam wrote:
I'm quite unwarm right now. Mia is the biggest blanket (I'm struggling to find a word that is not hog) thief that I've ever slept with. When I finally wriggle in though, I'm always uncold.
She's very uncold.
I'm trying not to imagine you two tucking.

You're making it... difficult.

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#400 Nov 6, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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I'm trying not to imagine you two tucking.
You're making it... difficult.
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Happy Hump Day ".

:)

Since: Sep 10

Fremont, CA

#401 Nov 6, 2013
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
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Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Happy Hump Day ".
:)
We're going to have a bunch of people unconfessing, I see.

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