the holy church of catcher

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#279 Oct 23, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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OK then.
But don't goose the gander.
You probably don't know what that means, either.
Yh, go on, carry on, smarty prune, keep making me look stupid! U wait, I'll get my own back one day!!

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#280 Oct 23, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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I just knew someone was gonna say something like that!
And are geese females?
Geese are gooses (female) and ganders (males).

I was planning on using the condoms for head protection for both.
I didn't think it through, they all suffocated.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#281 Oct 23, 2013
OK!

Who just goosed me ?

Since: Jan 11

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#282 Oct 23, 2013
Clementia wrote:
U liar, I can see the smoke from here, your butts onfire!!
You think I'm hot?

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#283 Oct 23, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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Geese are gooses (female) and ganders (males).
I was planning on using the condoms for head protection for both.
I didn't think it through, they all suffocated.
U know what? I give up! I don't know what's what! I leave it to u experts! Lol

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#285 Oct 23, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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U know what? I give up! I don't know what's what! I leave it to u experts! Lol
I have a scar on my hand from being attacked by guard gander.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#286 Oct 23, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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Geese are gooses (female) and ganders (males).
I was planning on using the condoms for head protection for both.
I didn't think it through, they all suffocated.
I should have googled helmets:

http://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/0...

Since: May 09

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#287 Oct 23, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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I have a scar on my hand from being attacked by guard gander.
Nothing wrong with scars.

Since: Oct 12

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#288 Oct 24, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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I have a scar on my hand from being attacked by guard gander.
u'r gonna get another scar in a minute!!

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#289 Oct 24, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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u'r gonna get another scar in a minute!!
LOL

Wanna see my vasectomy scar ?

<giggles>

Since: Oct 12

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#290 Oct 24, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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LOL
Wanna see my vasectomy scar ?
<giggles>
No, i'm not a doctor, u sausage! Put some pants on!

Since: Sep 10

Fremont, CA

#291 Oct 24, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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No, i'm not a doctor, u sausage! Put some pants on!
Did you have to call him a sausage, in the context of his message?

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#292 Oct 24, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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No, i'm not a doctor, u sausage! Put some pants on!
LOL

sausage... <giggles>

Since: Oct 12

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#293 Oct 24, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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Did you have to call him a sausage, in the context of his message?
Yes, I did! U gotta a problem with that.....sir?

Since: Sep 10

Fremont, CA

#294 Oct 24, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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Yes, I did! U gotta a problem with that.....sir?
We try to uphold the highest possible standards in our church.

Please do not violate church policy.

If you do, Pastor Catcher may require that you complete a thorough educational project. With no outside help.

Ya get the drift?

“MEET KIKI -She Seeks Home”

Since: Oct 10

With Established Harem

#295 Oct 24, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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No, i'm not a doctor, u sausage! Put some pants on!
.. love the double entendre ..

.. since I was wearing my Phoenix French Maid outfit, do I have to put it back on ??..

Since: Oct 12

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#296 Oct 24, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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We try to uphold the highest possible standards in our church.
Please do not violate church policy.
If you do, Pastor Catcher may require that you complete a thorough educational project. With no outside help.
Ya get the drift?
U can't do that!! That's not fair, River and Tide r always violating your policy, u never tell them off. Don't be such a hard-ass! Just relax, I'll get ya some weed, put it in ya pipe and smoke it!! I won't tell anyone, promise!

“What game?”

Since: Oct 10

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#297 Oct 24, 2013
Happy Lesbo wrote:
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.. love the double entendre ..
.. since I was wearing my Phoenix French Maid outfit, do I have to put it back on ??..
No. Not yet.

Since: Oct 12

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#298 Oct 24, 2013
Happy Lesbo wrote:
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.. love the double entendre ..
.. since I was wearing my Phoenix French Maid outfit, do I have to put it back on ??..
Lesbo, i'm gonna tell ya the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth! I don't speak or understand your language!! Put what back on what?

CATCHER, I THINK SHE'S BREAKING YOUR POLICY, GIVE HER DETENTION!!!!!

“MEET KIKI -She Seeks Home”

Since: Oct 10

With Established Harem

#299 Oct 24, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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Lesbo, i'm gonna tell ya the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth! I don't speak or understand your language!! Put what back on what?
.. my Phoenix French Maid outfit that River took off ..
Clementia wrote:
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CATCHER, I THINK SHE'S BREAKING YOUR POLICY, GIVE HER DETENTION!!!!!
.. no, no, no. I've been a naughty girl and detention is weak discipline. Have you another suggestion? Perhaps we should consult RR ??..

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