Phils got a duck
Quack Quack

Chesapeake, VA

#1 Dec 25, 2013
Phil goes to town to buy a duck. As he's heading home, he passes the local theatre and notes that a film he really wanted to see is playing. Not wanting to miss the movie, Phil stuffs the duck in his pants and goes into the darkened theatre. He sits down next to two old, nearly blind ladies, Thelma and Maude. During the performance the duck gets restless and works his head out of Phils' fly. Maude looks over, pokes Thelma and says, "Look at that!" Thelma replies, "C'mon...don't tell me you've never seen one of those before!" Maude answers, "Yeah...but this one's eatin' my popcorn..."

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