Whats the dirtiest thing you have eve...

Whats the dirtiest thing you have ever done to anyone in your life?

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Im a n00b

Monahans, TX

#1 May 27, 2009
What is the dirtiest thing you have ever done to anyone in your life? Is it posting shit on here about them, or did you get dirtier??????????
Just me

Monahans, TX

#2 May 27, 2009
i like started this thread trashing anon and then he like took it over and made it all about him anyway.
Dirty Mary

Monahans, TX

#3 May 27, 2009
The dirtiest thing I have ever done to anyone is that me and my cousin did not like my psycho sister in law so we waited til she went out of town and then we went to my brothers house and we put a lacy womens thong in the covers of the bed and put a condom wrapper in the bathroom trash and a condom wrapper beside the bed on her side. When she got back home, of course the bed was still unmade and the house uncleaned. She FLIPPED out when she found them and divorced my brother and he got back with his girlfriend he had before and we were all happy. The end. ( I still feel guilty...)
madea

Monahans, TX

#4 May 27, 2009
the dirtiest thing i ever did was stop talkn to my cuzn over a stupid guy we had made a pack that a guy would never get between us i havent talkd to her in 2 yrs i miss her but this thing calld pride is a mother he was my boyfriend first she slept with him after i told her i cared deeply for him but oh well there are other sharks out there here sharky sharky
Dirty Me

Monahans, TX

#5 May 27, 2009
I just hope the person I did this to is not reading this. I met the perfect guy. Couldn't believe he was single until I found out he wasnt. We met at a hotel in Odessa. He was in his company truck cause he was supposed to be working. We went in, got busy....and then when he went to the bathroom to shower, I slipped my dress on, and gathered everthing from the room in my bag. I took his keys, his clothes, his wallet, his phone, the receiver from the phone in the room, and left. I still don't know how he got home and I don't care. I left him a message on the white sheet in red lipstick that said "married liar!"
anon

Monahans, TX

#6 May 27, 2009
I like got on this thread that was trying to trash me and took it over as my own thread anyway.
Im a n00b

Monahans, TX

#9 May 27, 2009
Dirty Me wrote:
I just hope the person I did this to is not reading this. I met the perfect guy. Couldn't believe he was single until I found out he wasnt. We met at a hotel in Odessa. He was in his company truck cause he was supposed to be working. We went in, got busy....and then when he went to the bathroom to shower, I slipped my dress on, and gathered everthing from the room in my bag. I took his keys, his clothes, his wallet, his phone, the receiver from the phone in the room, and left. I still don't know how he got home and I don't care. I left him a message on the white sheet in red lipstick that said "married liar!"
this is probably the funniest thing i have ever read on here. I am gonna do this to the idiot in my life. I bet that will get rid of him.....
Punk 2 Ation

San Antonio, TX

#10 May 27, 2009
madea wrote:
the dirtiest thing i ever did was stop talkn to my cuzn over a stupid guy we had made a pack that a guy would never get between us i havent talkd to her in 2 yrs i miss her but this thing calld pride is a mother he was my boyfriend first she slept with him after i told her i cared deeply for him but oh well there are other sharks out there here sharky sharky
PUNCTUATION!!!!!!!!!!
You make me want to club baby seals you freak!
anon

Monahans, TX

#11 May 27, 2009
Punk 2 Ation wrote:
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PUNCTUATION!!!!!!!!!!
You make me want to club baby seals you freak!
WARNING:
Warranty void if seal is broken.
this too

Monahans, TX

#12 May 27, 2009
anon wrote:
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WARNING:
Warranty void if seal is broken.
lol!
CROTI

Lewisville, TX

#13 May 27, 2009
WELL, I MUST TELL MY STORY. WHEN I WAS IN JUNIOR HIGH WE WERE REQUIRED TO MAKE SANDWICHES AND BRING TO THE SCHOOL FOR A REGIONAL TRACK MEET TO SELL. A FRIEND AND I PUT THE SANDWICHES TOGETHER, WHICH I BELIEVE WERE CHICKEN SALAD OR PIMENTO CHEESE. ANYHOW, WE ADDED A FEW EXTRA INGREDIENTS. WHEAT GERM, BOOGERS AND HAIR. OH NOW I KNOW YOU'RE SAYING TO YOURSELF "GROSS, NASTY!" WELL IT WAS GROSS AND NASTY BUT WE WERE KIDS AND IT WAS FUNNY AS HECK AND THAT WAS MANY YEARS AGO. I STILL LAUGH WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT.
ctrl

Monahans, TX

#14 May 27, 2009
CROTI wrote:
WELL, I MUST TELL MY STORY. WHEN I WAS IN JUNIOR HIGH WE WERE REQUIRED TO MAKE SANDWICHES AND BRING TO THE SCHOOL FOR A REGIONAL TRACK MEET TO SELL. A FRIEND AND I PUT THE SANDWICHES TOGETHER, WHICH I BELIEVE WERE CHICKEN SALAD OR PIMENTO CHEESE. ANYHOW, WE ADDED A FEW EXTRA INGREDIENTS. WHEAT GERM, BOOGERS AND HAIR. OH NOW I KNOW YOU'RE SAYING TO YOURSELF "GROSS, NASTY!" WELL IT WAS GROSS AND NASTY BUT WE WERE KIDS AND IT WAS FUNNY AS HECK AND THAT WAS MANY YEARS AGO. I STILL LAUGH WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT.
That is gross and nasty and to think you were on here offering tasty treats last weekend. I shudder to think what in the hell you put in that stuff.
laughing

Monahans, TX

#15 May 28, 2009
the dirtiest thing i did was i went on a singles website and posted an ad for my ex boyfriend, using his picture and asking to meet gay men. i even put his name, job title, place of business and real information. i wonder how many answers he got?
anon

San Antonio, TX

#17 May 29, 2009
laughing wrote:
the dirtiest thing i did was i went on a singles website and posted an ad for my ex boyfriend, using his picture and asking to meet gay men. i even put his name, job title, place of business and real information. i wonder how many answers he got?
You and every other disgruntled ex in the world. Congratulations on your originality.
this too

Monahans, TX

#18 May 29, 2009
CROTI wrote:
WELL, I MUST TELL MY STORY. WHEN I WAS IN JUNIOR HIGH WE WERE REQUIRED TO MAKE SANDWICHES AND BRING TO THE SCHOOL FOR A REGIONAL TRACK MEET TO SELL. A FRIEND AND I PUT THE SANDWICHES TOGETHER, WHICH I BELIEVE WERE CHICKEN SALAD OR PIMENTO CHEESE. ANYHOW, WE ADDED A FEW EXTRA INGREDIENTS. WHEAT GERM, BOOGERS AND HAIR. OH NOW I KNOW YOU'RE SAYING TO YOURSELF "GROSS, NASTY!" WELL IT WAS GROSS AND NASTY BUT WE WERE KIDS AND IT WAS FUNNY AS HECK AND THAT WAS MANY YEARS AGO. I STILL LAUGH WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT.
you know with the laws in place today if you where to do something like that and get caught its jail time.
CROTI

Lewisville, TX

#19 May 30, 2009
this too wrote:
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you know with the laws in place today if you where to do something like that and get caught its jail time.
Ohhhhhh o.k.
Stranded

Monahans, TX

#22 Jun 1, 2009
Dirty Me wrote:
I just hope the person I did this to is not reading this. I met the perfect guy. Couldn't believe he was single until I found out he wasnt. We met at a hotel in Odessa. He was in his company truck cause he was supposed to be working. We went in, got busy....and then when he went to the bathroom to shower, I slipped my dress on, and gathered everthing from the room in my bag. I took his keys, his clothes, his wallet, his phone, the receiver from the phone in the room, and left. I still don't know how he got home and I don't care. I left him a message on the white sheet in red lipstick that said "married liar!"
Bitch, you didn't hurt me any.I waited for someone to walk by, used their phone and I just called my other girlfriend and she went and got me a change of clothes. Then brought me to Monahans to get a spare set of Keys.
SMILES

United States

#23 Jun 1, 2009
laughing wrote:
the dirtiest thing i did was i went on a singles website and posted an ad for my ex boyfriend, using his picture and asking to meet gay men. i even put his name, job title, place of business and real information. i wonder how many answers he got?
wow! this is funny, I did something close to this..After my boyfriend did some unforgivable things to me...I can not tell you because he reads this everyday I am told. After all the mean things he did, I took his picture that he sent to me on email and put it in a program that I could draw in. I changed half his face with makeup on him and curley hair. I used the eye droper to get his colors off his face to match his natural tones. It took about an hour to do. It looked very natural Half man on one side of his face and half woman on the other. I made up a name like Harley baby and went in to the yahoo gay chat lines and said...oh look at my picture don't I look good. started talking to gay men about the way I treated my girl friend. and they all agreed that I ( my x boyfriend ) needs to just come out of the closet.

But even that does not compare to the sorry things he did, but it is alright now I got a good laugh..and anyway I don't need a boyfriend that should come out of the closet. SMILES
mack

Austin, TX

#24 Jun 1, 2009
jesus saves
Stormy

Irving, TX

#25 Jun 1, 2009
I dated a guy from Monahans years ago and discovered he was a complete jerk and blew him off. But he kept calling and calling, wouldn't take no for an answer. So I placed an ad in The Monahans News for him, long before chat rooms, with his real telephone number and it read something like this:

24 Year Old Male Seeking Female Companion, age and looks not important. I'm looking for something real. I'm nice looking, have a good job and a great inccome, looking to have some good times. Call me at 915-943-xxxx. Needless to say, he received many calls, so many he had to have his telephone number changed.

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