Sex toys for seniors

There are 39 comments on the Chicago Tribune story from Mar 7, 2009, titled Sex toys for seniors. In it, Chicago Tribune reports that:

If you're looking forward to turning 65 so you can ride the CTA for free, just wait till you see what the Vermont Country Store has up its flannel nightie for you.

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Chester Drawers

Olive Branch, MS

#23 Jan 9, 2010
Send 'em a fresh copy of "JUGGS" Magazine & a small container of vaseline!
IzOnleeMee

United States

#24 Jan 12, 2010
Should include "no doze" tablets..
TRIPLE K

Allentown, PA

#25 Jan 19, 2010
When the big guy isn't around I use the handle of my shovel, a toy from the kitchen utensil drawer or I just go outside and sit on the shifter handle of my Pinto.
Justin Jigglez ryan

Syracuse, NY

#27 Feb 3, 2010
pleazin seniors with a bang on their way to the other side is freakin awesome
please feel free to email me if U agree....or not
Justin.ryan@bankofamerica.com
Cate in Buffalo

Buffalo, NY

#29 Mar 7, 2010
We rocked the sixties with change, so why not now in our sixty's as we change? As far as Ortoon's son's reactions..... look at your pay stubs. I bet ya, they're better than most these days.
Cate in Buffalo

Buffalo, NY

#30 Mar 7, 2010
TRIPLE K wrote:
When the big guy isn't around I use the handle of my shovel, a toy from the kitchen utensil drawer or I just go outside and sit on the shifter handle of my Pinto.
You're one funny guy. thanks for a good laugh!
Cate in Buffalo

Buffalo, NY

#31 Mar 7, 2010
TRIPLE K wrote:
When the big guy isn't around I use the handle of my shovel, a toy from the kitchen utensil drawer or I just go outside and sit on the shifter handle of my Pinto.
On second thought, make that gal. haha.
Memphis Grandma

United States

#32 Mar 8, 2010
twentysomething wrote:
Ew!
Love is in the air! Don't knock it until you try it.:) Getting old only means getting better at "everything".
An old guy

Sandy Hook, CT

#33 Mar 8, 2010
A senior citizen went to his doctor for a check up to see if Viagra was good for him. The Doctor handed him a jar and told he to get a semen sample. A week later the man came back and handed the empty jar to the Doctor. The Doctor asked,“What happened? Where’s the sample?”
The old man replied,“I tried with my left hand. Then I tried with my right. My wife tried to help, too. Nothing. She even took out her teeth. We even asked the neighbor to help. No good.”

The astonished Doctor said,“You asked the neighbor for assistance?”

The man said,“Yes, Sir. None of us could get that damn cap off the jar.”
PumpItUp

West Palm Beach, FL

#34 Mar 8, 2010
susanne wrote:
<quoted text>hilarious!! they need to have more sex and less driving. keep the fossils off of the roads!
Ohh Suzie, I bet you've had to blow air into a few old guys !!! Isn't that how you pay your rent !!!
GrandCanyon

West Palm Beach, FL

#35 Mar 8, 2010
Have you ever made love in a Hoveround !!! Brings back the old days up at, make out mountain..only difference is , instead of a cop chasing you away, the security guard at Century Village does.
An ole guy

Sandy Hook, CT

#36 Mar 8, 2010
A senior citizen went to his doctor for a check up to see if Viagra was good for him. The Doctor handed him a jar and told he to get a semen sample. A week later the man came back and handed the empty jar to the Doctor. The Doctor asked,“What happened? Where’s the sample?”
The old man replied,“I tried with my left hand. Then I tried with my right. My wife tried to help, too. Nothing. She even took out her teeth. We even asked the neighbor to help. No good.”

The astonished Doctor said,“You asked the neighbor for assistance?”

The man said,“Yes, Sir. None of us could get that damn cap off the jar.”
Memphis Grandma

United States

#37 Mar 8, 2010
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Bill

United States

#38 Jun 20, 2011
looking to have sex with over 60 crowd 48 myself dont be shy reply
James

Auckland, New Zealand

#39 Jun 29, 2011
Plenty of sex keeps the the mind and body young. Well, sort of anyway. Seriously, sex toys can help older guys suffering from erectile dysfunction due to prostate cancer and other medical issues to still perform and satisfy their partners. http://www.luvtoyz.com/

STM

“KEEP IT CLASSY”

Since: Feb 09

~~~GOD BLESS THE USA~~~

#40 Jun 29, 2011
ewwwwww!
Bob Siler

Lehighton, PA

#41 Jun 29, 2011
Memphis Grandma wrote:
<quoted text>
Love is in the air! Don't knock it until you try it.:) Getting old only means getting better at "everything".
I do not want a an old granny giving me a gum job !
reverse discrimination

Hartford, CT

#42 Sep 15, 2011
Can't you buy a gift card in a store for orgasms and then just given them the gift card?

“Ride em hard - Get em wet.”

Since: Dec 08

South Louisiana

#43 Sep 16, 2011
Bob Siler wrote:
<quoted text>
I do not want a an old granny giving me a gum job !
It's guaranteed not to leave any teeth marks.(LOL)

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