Sex toys for seniors

If you're looking forward to turning 65 so you can ride the CTA for free, just wait till you see what the Vermont Country Store has up its flannel nightie for you. Full Story
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Oh Riley

Aurora, IL

#1 Mar 8, 2009
So the truth comes out that the editors of this paper are members of that social-welfare special interest, AARP. Shocking!
Leave it to Beavers

Schaumburg, IL

#2 Mar 8, 2009
Seniors gotta get their rox off too people!!

Give the gift of orgasms, get a senior a cool sex-toy!

Chicago Heights, IL

#3 Mar 8, 2009
The reaction of his sons is so funny!
Ironman Carmichael

Sylmar, CA

#4 Mar 8, 2009
Seniors are entitled to all the sex they can get. You go, Grandma! More power to you, Gramps! It just sort of knocks the sex-for-procreation notion out of the box, which really is just as well.

Chicago, IL

#5 Mar 8, 2009
Don't join AARP. They have sold out to the pharmaceuticals as well as other special interests. Their publication is nothing but secret commercials. Don't trust their health info, it is about getting you to part with your money, not your health.

Evanston, IL

#6 Mar 8, 2009
Leave it to Beavers wrote:
Seniors gotta get their rox off too people!!
Give the gift of orgasms, get a senior a cool sex-toy!
hilarious!! they need to have more sex and less driving. keep the fossils off of the roads!

Oswego, IL

#7 Mar 8, 2009
So, your parents and grandparents are having sex. Get over it. Where did you think you came from anyway, the stork?
Say what

Braidwood, IL

#8 Mar 8, 2009
All his has to do is to glue the "offending" pages together with a seal tab in his catalog, so that people really have to break down seal to read them. Problem solved.
fossils someday

Wheaton, IL

#9 Mar 8, 2009
susanne wrote:
<quoted text>hilarious!! they need to have more sex and less driving. keep the fossils off of the roads!
susanne, someday you will be a fossil too. we'll all be fossils.
Forest Parker

United States

#10 Mar 8, 2009
This piece is a Sunday editorial? Are you kidding me? Put it in the page 2-3 snark or features where it belongs.

Saint Paul, MN

#11 Mar 8, 2009
Bless Vermont Country Stores heart! Why the heck not sex toys and aids for older folks. Life is hard enough without age robbing you of the stuff of life! Party on Grandma and Grandpa!!
Tattoo Rosie

Olive Branch, MS

#12 Mar 8, 2009
We actually get the catalog and it is NOT lewd - barely noticed the listing. I say, more power to them because we will all be old someday.

Albuquerque, NM

#14 Mar 8, 2009
I don't quite understand.

Those of us who happen to be gay are told that same-sex relationships are wrong because they do not lead to reproduction. If that is true, then shouldn't people stop having sex when they can no longer reproduce? And now they're encouraging seniors to have sex!!

Elmwood Park, IL

#15 Mar 8, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh man! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Old people gettin' REALLY busy. Gotta love it!

Hinsdale, IL

#16 Mar 8, 2009

Spring Lake, MI

#17 Mar 9, 2009
Read a great article at last week about seniors and sex over 60. it's funny how the senior community is generally left out of the conversation when it comes to our private parts suddenly fell off once we reached a certain age and sex is no longer important. I give credit to the store for recognizing a growing need and reality that sex is important to a lot of people right up until the day they die!
Sex Toys

Escondido, CA

#18 Mar 26, 2009
Great way to stay sexually active. Some people cant have sex anymore in there older ages, sex toys can fix that

Memphis, TN

#20 Jan 8, 2010
I'm lost

Allentown, PA

#21 Jan 9, 2010
Doctor wrote:
I'm lost
That's cause you have your head up your ass.

South Windsor, CT

#22 Jan 9, 2010
Visiting nurses are better than sex toys.

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