You cowardly stole "Frank Rizzo" so I tried to register it but it was already registered.<quoted text>
I thought your name was Frank Rizzo!?
Why are you plagerizing MY name?
So I borrowed cousin Mike's name and registered it so no one will confuse us. As if that's a worry, they can easily tell who is the cheap imitation. But Mike D. has kinda grown on me. I like it.
Hope the Easter bunny shi!ts in your hat, Fake DiDouchey.