Dustin Pollard to Earn Award

Dustin Pollard to Earn Award

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Col - Randolph Shitlley

Rice Lake, WI

#1 Feb 11, 2010
Associated Press-B.J's Hangout, Higbee, MO
Crime Fighters of America announced Friday that Dustin Pollard would be recieving this year's esteemed award. "The Ass Kicker" has been handed out to worthy members since the club's inception in 1975. The club's founder, Jon "the beaouy" Walton, stated Friday, "Dusty is one bad ass dude, and the world is a much better place as a result."
The club was formerly known as "Eastwood Mean Streets Association" in honor of Clint Eastwood's "bad assness."
Walton also stated that Terry Bowen need not apply, nor should any hairdresser from Moberly, Moberly Country Club board member, Jo Mamma Mad Mar, OR..the guy who painted it on the overpass. Others whom shouldn't bother applying for the award of bad assnessess; Any girl much younger than me who works at Hardee's, McD's, or a Convenience store, who calls me "Honey, Sugar, or Hun." (Pease stop this. This is killing me!)
doc89

United States

#2 Feb 11, 2010
whwhere can I apply
this thread

Kansas City, MO

#3 Feb 12, 2010
is full of awesomeness
Terry B

United States

#4 Feb 12, 2010
I really thought I was gonna win it this year.I guess I will have try harder next year.Is'nt there like a second place award I can get or something maybe a free meal at bubbas or something.
sure miss the greasy spoon at the n&w resteraunt
Its BJ Hun

Mission, KS

#6 Feb 12, 2010
We hand this award out wonst a year. Me, being the established owner of BJs can tell you that it takes much more than an ass beating to win this award. The kid isn't even from Higbee, that says so much. This was the first year this award has been handed out to someone not from Higbee. We don't take kindly to strangers. But Dustin has come a long way baby. I will be at the next Higbee city council meeting to present the idea of Higbee changing its name to Pollard, Mo. He's one of us now. He truly is worthy. Dustin, you're welcome in my bar anytime, honey.
As for Terry, I'll talk to Marsha at Bubba's and see what we can do.
And "Kevin Stone" post, I have a feeling this is not you.
Terry B

United States

#7 Feb 12, 2010
Thank you bj
yo mammy

Columbia, MO

#8 Feb 13, 2010
mabey next year terry,that is if you can stay out of prison that long.
told

Mission, KS

#9 Feb 13, 2010
yo mammy wrote:
mabey next year terry,that is if you can stay out of prison that long.
really? can't you let it go? you've got major issues if you keep bringing up this. and you need to use spell check too, your grammar sucks, MAYBE they will start imprisoning people for spelling & grammar and you will be locked up. grow up.
yo mammy

Columbia, MO

#10 Feb 13, 2010
Im sorry told I didnt know my mom was on here you dope dealing homo.
Terry B

United States

#11 Feb 13, 2010
Never went to prison hope I don't.Don't sell dope did all myself And I'm not Gay ask your Mother she knows.
told

Mission, KS

#12 Feb 13, 2010
yo mammy wrote:
Im sorry told I didnt know my mom was on here you dope dealing homo.
I'm not your mother, but she sucked me off last night, thanks for sharing her. Oh, now that you have mastered the art of spell check, try using the apostrophe the ' sign. You're still stupid. HA!
Perpetual Loser

Moberly, MO

#13 Feb 15, 2010
Does the award apply to beating up women too? If so you’re going to have to give Terry Bowen the award. If it could be retroactive he could collect this same award for previous years as well. As far as the scoring goes, what is worth more points, beating up and terrorizing single moms who are just trying to take care of their kid(s) or beating up and terrorizing braindead crackhead women? He has scored impressive point totals with both.
Terry B

United States

#14 Feb 15, 2010
Dear perpetual loser
Man you must have a low self esteem to give yourself that posting name.you are a good person you probably just made some poor choices.so stop having those negative thoughts about you and others. There are programs out their that can help you feel better about yourself. I know, I attend alot of those sessions. So if you would like I could help you find some of those.Don;t give up it will get better if you really want it.
Your bestest buddy
Terry
Perpetual Loser

Moberly, MO

#15 Feb 15, 2010
Terry B wrote:
Dear perpetual loser
Man you must have a low self esteem to give yourself that posting name.you are a good person you probably just made some poor choices.so stop having those negative thoughts about you and others. There are programs out their that can help you feel better about yourself. I know, I attend alot of those sessions. So if you would like I could help you find some of those.Don;t give up it will get better if you really want it.
Your bestest buddy
Terry
Okay its time to put our thinking caps on. Thinking cap time. If you get lost let us know and we’ll wait for you to catch up to us. Okay? Okay. Now, when I use the name “Perpetual Loser” I’m not referring to myself. Here’s where the thinking part of this comes in, so follow closely….Now, I have a job and I contribute to my family’s happiness and I do my very best not to be a deadbeat who breaks the law. Still with me? When I do responsible things like earn money or pay my bills or buy things for my family and when I handle things in a responsible manner instead of acting out in anger or abusing substances I don’t expect anybody to congratulate me because, as an adult and a parent, it's my duty and I’ve been doing all of those and many other things for a long time. Are you following me? Acting out in anger and abusing substances and giving those things priority over the happiness and well-being of my family; those are things a perpetual loser would do. Things like never having a job, always depending on other people, neglecting my children, being a general burden to the rest of the world; those are all characteristics of a perpetual loser. Do you still have your thinking cap on? Gooood. Now tell me, who do you suppose I am referring to when I use the term “perpetual loser?”
Dirto el baggus

Overland Park, KS

#16 Feb 15, 2010
Terry B wrote:
Never went to prison hope I don't.Don't sell dope did all myself And I'm not Gay ask your Mother she knows.
That's the dirt bag Terry we all know! What happen to the god guy. His latest posts, looks like he is getting tired of the holy crap and looking to get back to the Moberly girl beaters and crack crowd. Terry PLEASE call Jerry Springer and get the whole family on there. They could film it on location in Moberly on the West Side. I'm sure he could get a month of programming in that shiit hole town! Better yet Dr. Phil and bring all the Bowens out after you check with ALL of their probation & parole officers. Scotty can do a camera deal from Prison.
Dirto el baggus

Overland Park, KS

#17 Feb 15, 2010
Perpetual Loser wrote:
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Okay its time to put our thinking caps on. Thinking cap time. If you get lost let us know and we’ll wait for you to catch up to us. Okay? Okay. Now, when I use the name “Perpetual Loser” I’m not referring to myself. Here’s where the thinking part of this comes in, so follow closely….Now, I have a job and I contribute to my family’s happiness and I do my very best not to be a deadbeat who breaks the law. Still with me? When I do responsible things like earn money or pay my bills or buy things for my family and when I handle things in a responsible manner instead of acting out in anger or abusing substances I don’t expect anybody to congratulate me because, as an adult and a parent, it's my duty and I’ve been doing all of those and many other things for a long time. Are you following me? Acting out in anger and abusing substances and giving those things priority over the happiness and well-being of my family; those are things a perpetual loser would do. Things like never having a job, always depending on other people, neglecting my children, being a general burden to the rest of the world; those are all characteristics of a perpetual loser. Do you still have your thinking cap on? Gooood. Now tell me, who do you suppose I am referring to when I use the term “perpetual loser?”
Terry Bowen....and that's my final answer!
Where did ya go

United States

#18 Feb 15, 2010
Dirto el baggus wrote:
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That's the dirt bag Terry we all know! What happen to the god guy. His latest posts, looks like he is getting tired of the holy crap and looking to get back to the Moberly girl beaters and crack crowd. Terry PLEASE call Jerry Springer and get the whole family on there. They could film it on location in Moberly on the West Side. I'm sure he could get a month of programming in that shiit hole town! Better yet Dr. Phil and bring all the Bowens out after you check with ALL of their probation & parole officers. Scotty can do a camera deal from Prison.
You being such an expert on the state and history of the "shithole" town of Moperly, Misery we can only ASSume you were a part of making it such a fine place to live before you left town to stick your nose back into it and stir the shit you left, bad mouthing what you ran from so you can feel better about taking your bag and leaving your dirt?
Dirto el baggus

Overland Park, KS

#19 Feb 15, 2010
Where did ya go wrote:
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You being such an expert on the state and history of the "shithole" town of Moperly, Misery we can only ASSume you were a part of making it such a fine place to live before you left town to stick your nose back into it and stir the shit you left, bad mouthing what you ran from so you can feel better about taking your bag and leaving your dirt?
Spoken like a true west side scumbag!
If going to shitty limits every saturday and talking to the same people you went to high school with who are nice to you now(trust me, when we all come to town for alumni weekend they join us in laughing at the dirt still in Moberly), is your happiness then so be it. But to some of us it sounds AWFUL! I enjoyed making fun of dirtbags, trailer trash, project bunnies and west side hoods when I was there. Clearly, siding with a guy like Terry only means two things, 1) Your either a dirt bag or 2) your a Bowen. They are both equal.
Terry B

United States

#20 Feb 15, 2010
Dirto el baggus wrote:
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Spoken like a true west side scumbag!
If going to shitty limits every saturday and talking to the same people you went to high school with who are nice to you now(trust me, when we all come to town for alumni weekend they join us in laughing at the dirt still in Moberly), is your happiness then so be it. But to some of us it sounds AWFUL! I enjoyed making fun of dirtbags, trailer trash, project bunnies and west side hoods when I was there. Clearly, siding with a guy like Terry only means two things, 1) Your either a dirt bag or 2) your a Bowen. They are
both equal.
You are really trying hard to make me angry are'nt you.I am proud of my heritage someday when you look back and your still living in your dull boring life and bitching about Bowen's and people who stick up for them{which I appreciate} and when my book I'm writing becomes a movie and your telling everyone I knew him he was a friend of mine like you would do if I was nd me your address and I'll send you a free copy when it's done and I might even sign it for you.
Your "friend " Terry
Terry B

United States

#21 Feb 15, 2010
Dirto el baggus wrote:
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That's the dirt bag Terry we all know! What happen to the god guy. His latest posts, looks like he is getting tired of the holy crap and looking to get back to the Moberly girl beaters and crack crowd. Terry PLEASE call Jerry Springer and get the whole family on there. They could film it on location in Moberly on the West Side. I'm sure he could get a month of programming in that shiit hole town! Better yet Dr. Phil and bring all the Bowens out after you check with ALL of their probation & parole officers. Scotty can do a camera deal from Prison.

Just a little tired of you all bad mouthing and hiding behind your Fake names because your fake people .

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