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#1 May 28, 2008
Elephants are near-sighted and can only see things near them (just as Republicans can only see things within the confines of the USA). Elephants have big ears as their primary sense (so Republicans require wire-tapping & ease-dropping programs to hear third-world county attacks) in order to give them the ability to hear impending dangers (against terrorist attacks, etc.). Elephants may stampede dangers out (such as terrorism, etc.)-- due to Elephants being heavy weight champions of the world (Repulbicans need to stomp out enemies)-- because Elephants nurture offspring (with military USA Garrison Flags); elephants always hold-on tight to their offspring by curling their tails to hang-on to baby trunks (just as Republicans want to do for our countys future children). Elephants cool themselves off with water to refresh them (which enables Republicans to have calm, cool, collected attitutes). Elephants also roll-around in te mud (just as they have military armor for our countrys safety which is provided by the troop armor). Donkeys seem to have a natural ability to only spat out with HEE HAWs (and lack class like most Democrat jack azzes)... and then Donkeys love to jack-up their azzes by kicking-up dirt at the citizens (because Democrats are chicken-little and do not want to nuture and protect the USA)... because the goal of the Donkey appears to be to reduce USA defenses (all in the name of the almighty dollar rather than ensuring the sancity of our future life), which makes USA more vulnerable to impending attacks from afar. Donkeys seem to want all offspring to become extinct instead. In the short-run stopping the current war may seem like the thing for Democrats to do (which is appealing to younger generations who do not want to sacrifice their lives for our country due to being in denial). Everyone appears to complain about death tolls, but what they do not realize is that in ONE attack in 2001, over 2 thousand people were hurt and hundreds of wounded; and today, still are still being slowly killed by the after effects of the ground-zero airs-atmosphere. If we do not allow the Republican (elephants) to protect us, the Democrat (donkeys) will ensure the death of our future by playing-up on our desire to embrace DENIAL. Of course, the Democrat children and grandchildren in thier party will prostitute themselves, to ensure they will live themselves with their investment money (USA tax dollars), while Donkeys kill USA citizens to save their own kicking, jacked-up, hydes. Donkeys will mate with Horses, which causes their offspring to be born as Mules (Mules cannot have babies, because breeding with Horses cuts-off future seeds, enabling no more births of babies); this is what the Democrats want for the USA citizens -- in a nut-shell. Study the fundamental nature of the beasts and their actions, and compare it allegorically, and you will see the natural traits are completely comparable.

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