Are Southerners Stupid or do they just sound that way

[Timmy_]

Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh wrote:

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I came down south because I wanted to try to civilize these animals. Kind of like a Peace Corps mission. It is much harder than I thought because southerners are very wild and stupid animals.
The reason southerners usually work beyond retirement is because:
1.Southern states are usually "right to work" states so they usually don't have retirement benefits beyond Social Security
2. Southerners usually get divorced and re-married several times, so if they do have pensions or other assets, their ex-spouses usually have a right to part of it.
3. Southerners "live for today", so they have a history of financial irresponsibility

But We still have factories unlike the rust belt!

[Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh]

Ugly Yankee women wrote:

I lived in the North for eight years. Northern women are ugly, fat, loud and obnoxious. No wonder Yankee men are such pricks - having to have sex and wake up to ugly every day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

[luvnut]

Timmy_ wrote:

<quoted text>But We still have factories unlike the rust belt!

Seriously? You wanna go THERE? THATS RICH.....they are leaving in DROVES 'cause they can't find people smart enough for general labor entry level jobs!!!!!!!!!!

[luvnut]

Timmy_ wrote:

<quoted text>But We still have factories unlike the rust belt!

Not too smart are ya Timmy? It's the raggedy old flag Timmy. You need to get with the times...that rag LOST. OMG, could you imagine what a mess the country would be in if the rednecks actually won?!?!?!?!?! I mean... the whole country in sync with the south.....now THAT is scary.

[luvnut]

I mean really; everybody slowly stumbling around with un-kept beards, a mouthfull of mud & drooling it all over themselves, trying to communicate by mumbling, inbreeding rampant all over the country and EVERYBODY putting air in the house tires to get TV reception and screaming ye-haw every time their sister gets home from the still? LAWD HAVE MERCY.

[Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh]

luvnut wrote:

I mean really; everybody slowly stumbling around with un-kept beards, a mouthfull of mud & drooling it all over themselves, trying to communicate by mumbling, inbreeding rampant all over the country and EVERYBODY putting air in the house tires to get TV reception and screaming ye-haw every time their sister gets home from the still? LAWD HAVE MERCY.

Just don't listen to the woman in the middle. Try your best to listen to the unwashed, toothless mumbler in the front.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

[luvnut]

Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh wrote:

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Just don't listen to the woman in the middle. Try your best to listen to the unwashed, toothless mumbler in the front.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Yea...that's hilarious! Somebody sent that to me awhile back. THAT is classic priceless. Hey, it could be Timmy & his momma!

[I Hate Syracuse]

Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh wrote:

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Just don't listen to the woman in the middle. Try your best to listen to the unwashed, toothless mumbler in the front.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

That is still very funny!

[Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh]

I Hate Syracuse wrote:

<quoted text>That is still very funny!

It's a great way to bump up the thread if it dies down

Could you imagine how bad those dirty hicks must smell?

[Timmy_]

luvnut wrote:

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Yea...that's hilarious! Somebody sent that to me awhile back. THAT is classic priceless. Hey, it could be Timmy & his momma!

Thats your family, no wonder you moved away.

[Timmy_]

I Hate Syracuse wrote:

<quoted text>That is still very funny!

Not everyone was fortunate enough to have a football scholarship.

[I Hate Syracuse]

Timmy_ wrote:

<quoted text>Not everyone was fortunate enough to have a football scholarship.

Tht is true. But, I still worked for it. And, I graduated with a 3.67 in undergraduate, and a 4.0 throughout my graduate education. I still had to do the work.

[Just a Reader]

Actually, the factories moved from the North to the South because they could get cheap labor down here.

Timmy_ wrote:

<quoted text>But We still have factories unlike the rust belt!

[Timmy_]

Just a Reader wrote:

Actually, the factories moved from the North to the South because they could get cheap labor down here.
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No s%#t Sherlock.

[Just a Reader]

Sorry....everyone seems to think you are stupid. Apparently not,I didn't know you are aware.
Actually the

Timmy_ wrote:

<quoted text>No s%#t Sherlock.

[Just a Reader]

Actually, it was a good thing the factories moved.
It made many go back to college and get better paying jobs.

[Timmy_]

Just a Reader wrote:

Actually, it was a good thing the factories moved.
It made many go back to college and get better paying jobs.

Like these folks

http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=AiXKRTxem...

[Timmy_]

Just a Reader wrote:

Actually, it was a good thing the factories moved.
It made many go back to college and get better paying jobs.

Or these folks

http://www.flickr.com/photos/detroitderek/228...

Thats the worst excuse I have heard. Just admit your lazy spoiled unions drove the jobs away and made the north resemble a third world country.

[Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh]

Timmy_ wrote:

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Like these folks
http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=AiXKRTxem...

One of many similar videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

[Just a Reader]

I feel bad for you...you seem like such an angry individual
who has made Topix his life. You have a slanted view of everything.
Oh, well.

Timmy_ wrote:

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Or these folks
http://www.flickr.com/photos/detroitderek/228...
Thats the worst excuse I have heard. Just admit your lazy spoiled unions drove the jobs away and made the north resemble a third world country.