Scalia skin shaken, not stired ?
Posted in the Minneapolis Forum
#1 Apr 29, 2013
(The Borowitz Report)Justice Antonin Scalia disrupted the normally tranquil atmosphere of the Supreme Court today, bursting from his office to shout,Im never going to another damn N.B.A. game as long as I live!
While it was unclear what, exactly, had provoked Justice Scalias outburst, one of his clerks said that he saw something on ESPN that really upset him.
After emerging from their offices to see the source of the commotion, the other Justices found a visibly agitated Justice Scalia, his face beet-red and his entire body shaking with rage.
Ive gone to basketball games my entire life, he bellowed.I always thought that was a safe place. Well, I guess I was wrong. I guess Ive been wrong about a lot of things, havent I? Havent I?
As Justice Clarence Thomas wordlessly moved to comfort him, Justice Scalia rebuffed his fellow-juror.
Get away from me, Clarence! he screamed.I cant trust anyone anymore.
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