Weetrad,Smells like an ancient old drunk with poor hygiene wearing the same clothes for two weeks.
Not many people have had the good fortune it appears you have had, being able to enjoy, "an ancient old drunk with poor hygiene wearing the same clothes for two weeks".
Out here in the Pine Barrens, we do not have neighbors as close as you do, because we do not live in Concrete Apartment Bunkers with easy access to the Government Trough that supports you and yours.
By the way what is the opposite of "an ancient old drunk"?
"an YOUNG old drunk"?
"an ancient YOUNG drunk"?
Please explain for us, Illiterate!