The Robot Bartender

“GiveMe Liberty or GiveMe Death”

Since: Jun 13

Land of Liberty

#1 Jul 18, 2013
man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered "oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, inter-steller space travel, the latest medical break throughs, etc.

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool. Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ??"

This time the man drawled out "Uh,'bout 50."

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e y-o-u s-t-i-l-l g-l-a-d y-o-u v-o-t-e-d f-o-r O-B-A-M-A?"

http://makingfunofliberals.blogspot.com/
iowan

West Des Moines, IA

#3 Jul 18, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
When you become a man, perhaps your political opinion will have ANY value....
rethuglicans like 1776 want to be like a man from a movie

1776 maybe a big guy but he works ptobably works at the gym and eats the rotten stuff at the co op to get by. His brain must be a fungus, but he can arm wrestle anyone he must be soooooo proud

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