Teen offers virginity for money

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Redeemer

Green Bay, WI

#1 Jan 3, 2013
I would like to start the bidding at 10 dollars. She has a fuzzy black mustache and I like that.

"I made up my mind right after my 18th birthday," Bernardo said in an interview with CNN last month in her small, one-bedroom house. "That's when my mother suffered a stroke."
http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/02/world/americas/...
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#2 Jan 3, 2013
Looks like crassasss has a potential "date", if ONLY he had ANY INCOME... LMAOROFU~!
redeemer

Minneapolis, MN

#3 Jan 3, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
Looks like crassasss has a potential "date", if ONLY he had ANY INCOME... LMAOROFU~!
I got to be kidding champ,the only date that crackas crusty could and have gotten is with his five finger discount.
BAMM

Green Bay, WI

#4 Jan 3, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
Looks like crassasss has a potential "date", if ONLY he had ANY INCOME... LMAOROFU~!
I finally received your cash in the mail. The jar of my sea men you ordered is on the way. I hope you use it to gargle the taste of "brown ring" out of your mouth.
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#5 Jan 3, 2013
I'd ask for my address as proof, but every time you lie, a teabagger dies.... Please, let it be you next.
Slew Bashing

Grantsburg, WI

#6 Jan 4, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
I'd ask for my address as proof, but every time you lie, a teabagger dies.... Please, let it be you next.
(Topix Posters, we are so sorry for this. But we have tried everything. We really hope that this effort will be our last, and that you adults may be able to Shock Slewsie into an Altered State where she can simply drool on herself and be content to ride out her days with a "Nice Bowl Of Jello". We know that you have seen her other Multiple Personalities here, and thus you are aware that keeping her in her Slewsie Personification is the best we can hope for.
Thank you Topix Posters for allowing us to use Topix for Slewsies treatment)

(By the way, most of you know about Slewsie being the product of an Unholy Coupling of her Birth Parents who were Brother and Sister. Please have some compassion for Slewsie because as you know Genetic Defects like those Slewsie carries cannot be repaired yet. We at Seattle West hope for some rapid advancement in this area of Scientific Study so that Slewsie does not need to be put down)

Dr B. Happy
Lead Psychiatrist
Seattle West Asylum
Consistent

Minneapolis, MN

#7 Jan 5, 2013
Want to make some money? Write a piece of software that Consistent can use to post his one attack post a day to EVERY thread on Topix at once. He's buy it in a flash.

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