Ill be a truck driver soon
Posted in the Minneapolis Forum
#1 Jul 6, 2013
I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side was stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Aqbar! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing every occupant of the car.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself,
"Man...that could have been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
#2 Jul 6, 2013
You need a job & a life.
#3 Jul 6, 2013
Cha-ching! Another nickel for the Gay Slewsie from Seattle. Good job you have there, Gay Slewsie.
#4 Jul 7, 2013
What kind of freak obsesses about a guy, like you ! LMAOROFU~!
I'd say find a woman, but I understand your dilemma....
The way you hugged neither's nuts... LMAOROFU~!
Remember the saying, the skunk smells itself first....
#5 Jul 7, 2013
Contractions are too TOUGH, right teabagger ???
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