Ill be a truck driver soon

Ill be a truck driver soon

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Minneapolis, MN

#1 Jul 6, 2013

I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Aqbar! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing every occupant of the car.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself,

"Man...that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

Seattle, WA

#2 Jul 6, 2013
You need a job & a life.

Minneapolis, MN

#3 Jul 6, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
You need a job & a life.
Cha-ching! Another nickel for the Gay Slewsie from Seattle. Good job you have there, Gay Slewsie.

Seattle, WA

#4 Jul 7, 2013
What kind of freak obsesses about a guy, like you ! LMAOROFU~!

I'd say find a woman, but I understand your dilemma....

The way you hugged neither's nuts... LMAOROFU~!

Remember the saying, the skunk smells itself first....

Seattle, WA

#5 Jul 7, 2013
Contractions are too TOUGH, right teabagger ???

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