I Was Eatin My McDonalds
CRASSUS

Neenah, WI

#1 May 7, 2013
The hero is a black He req qued da girls.

Crazy and hectic would certainly describe the events of Monday night on Seymour Avenue, when Berry made her break for freedom, interrupting Ramsey's meal of McDonald's takeout.

"This girl is kicking the door and screaming," he told WKYC-TV.

"So I go over there ... and I say,'Can I help? What’s going on?' And she says,'I’ve been kidnapped, and I’ve been in this house a long time. I want to leave right now.'"

Ramsey said he helped her kick in the door so she could climb out with her child, and then he called 911.

"Hey bro, check this out," he told the dispatcher, referring to Berry as "this broad" and dropping a bunch of profanities along the way.

As he tried to explain the bizzare situation to the uncomprehending operator, Ramsey seemed to run out of patience. And when the dispatcher suggested he had provided the incorrect address, Ramsey bristled.

"I'm smarter than that, bro!" he retorted.
CRASSUS

Neenah, WI

#2 May 7, 2013
"Bro, I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms," he told a reporter at the scene.

"Something's wrong here. Dead giveaway. Dead giveaway. Dead giveaway. Either she's homeless or she's got problems. That's the only reason she run to a black man."
CRASSUS

Neenah, WI

#3 May 7, 2013
"My father would have whupped the hell out of me if I cowered out," he said.

"We would have handled that, bro," he told WKYC.

"I wanna get my hands on him," he said. "And then I’ll be all right."
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#4 May 7, 2013
Poor crapass, the black man did the right thing and it eats your tiny mind.
CRASSUS

Neenah, WI

#5 May 7, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
Poor crapass, the black man did the right thing and it eats your tiny mind.
This guy will have a rap sheet a mile long. That's why he's washing dishes.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#6 May 7, 2013
Sure, all folks who clean have rap sheets, which explains why you're a slob, right ?
SeattleMyAzz

Minneapolis, MN

#7 May 7, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
Sure, all folks who clean have rap sheets, which explains why you're a slob, right ?
Gay Slewsie's rap sheet is why she was fired from the Post Office.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#8 May 7, 2013
Still wanna be a bottom, huh ???
1776 Defender

Ankeny, IA

#9 May 8, 2013
We salute the courage of Ohio kidnap victims & respect their privacy. Way to go Charles Ramsey- we'll be in touch.
https://twitter.com/McDonaldsCorp/status/3318...

-Sounds like free food for life, that said anyone who actually eats that conaminated feces they serve will probably die
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#10 May 8, 2013
conaminated ???

Sadly stupid under every moniker, right ?

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