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# Chicago Math Obama style

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PHD2
#1 Mar 27, 2013
Chicago Schools will be starting to teach practical math that kids can use in real-world
situations.

NAME__________
GANG/CREW
NAME__________
CRIB__________

1.Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip.
He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting.

How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload ?

2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for \$320 and 2 grams to Juan for \$85 per gram.

What be the street value of the rest of his shit?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's.If the price is \$85 per trick.

How many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's \$800 per day Crack habit?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for \$40,000 to make 20% profit.

How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

5. Ray-Ray gets \$2000 for a stolen BMW;\$1500 for stealing a Corvette; and \$1000 for a 4x4. If he steals (1) BMW,(2) Corvettes and (3) 4x4's.

How many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got \$10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends \$100 of his hit money per month.

How much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet.

How many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang.There be 20 girls in his gang.

What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?

9. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his .357 Magnum piece.

If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
Bushwhacker
#2 Mar 27, 2013
Racist blather, by the moron misspell-er...

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AntiMelting

Saint Paul, MN

#3 Mar 27, 2013
PHD2 wrote:
Chicago Schools will be starting to teach practical math that kids can use in real-world
situations.
NAME__________
GANG/CREW
NAME__________
CRIB__________
1.Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip.
He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting.
How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload ?
2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for \$320 and 2 grams to Juan for \$85 per gram.
What be the street value of the rest of his shit?
3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's.If the price is \$85 per trick.
How many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's \$800 per day Crack habit?
4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for \$40,000 to make 20% profit.
How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?
5. Ray-Ray gets \$2000 for a stolen BMW;\$1500 for stealing a Corvette; and \$1000 for a 4x4. If he steals (1) BMW,(2) Corvettes and (3) 4x4's.
How many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?
6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got \$10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends \$100 of his hit money per month.
How much money will be left when he gets out?
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet.
How many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang.There be 20 girls in his gang.
What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?
9. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his .357 Magnum piece.
If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
Sad how true this is, and how it would probably improve Chicago school math scores.

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Bushwhacker
#4 Mar 27, 2013
Sad(comma) how a dumb racist thread draws flies, like rotten meat.

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AntiMelting

Saint Paul, MN

#6 Mar 27, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
Sad(comma) how a dumb racist thread draws flies, like rotten meat.
Chicago has a minority thug problem. Are you too stupid and blind to truth?

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Bushwhacker
#7 Mar 27, 2013
I like truth, while you defend pure BS !!!

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Bushwhacker
#8 Mar 27, 2013
AntiMelting wrote:
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Chicago has a minority thug problem. Are you too stupid and blind to truth?
Add in a generic comment and pretend the math joke is AT ALL related to truth...Go ahead, MORON !!!

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AntiMelting

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#9 Mar 27, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
<quoted text>Add in a generic comment and pretend the math joke is AT ALL related to truth...Go ahead, MORON !!!
So you're saying that Chicago doesn't have a minority thug/gang problem?
PHD2
#10 Mar 27, 2013
AntiMelting wrote:
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So you're saying that Chicago doesn't have a minority thug/gang problem?
That's what slewer is saying. He's really ignorant you know.

Didn't you know that?
Obama-Dont-Care
#11 Apr 2, 2013
Chicago math??

Hmmmm, food stamps.

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