Humor in the face of Libertards
Posted in the Minneapolis Forum
#1 Jun 22, 2013
At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J.yelled...
"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore ..... A friend of mine
was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
A man goes into Chapters and asks the young lady assistant, "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?"
She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."
"That's the one; I'll take a copy..."
Poor Lance Armstrong -
I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, while on drugs.
When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my frig'n bike.
A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels.
The Agony of Aging
On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".
#2 Jun 22, 2013
A political joke, too space case/con/crass....
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