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“The one and only Smart Liberal”

Since: Aug 12

Former MN Tax Payer

#1 Apr 22, 2013
A friend sent me this article in celebration of Earth Day.

We all should pay homage to Mother Earth today.

I know I am going to do so by cranking up the furnace a few notches and turning on every light I can find. I might also take a serious gas guzzler out for a wasteful drive to nowhere.

Granted, this article is from 4 years ago. But it is just as apropos today as it was then.

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Earth Day predictions of 1970. The reason you shouldn’t believe Earth Day predictions of 2009.

by editor on April 22, 2009

Luckily, we haven't run out of oil, but we have exhausted our supply of 70s fashion.

For the next 24 hours, the media will assault us with tales of imminent disaster that always accompany the annual Earth Day Doom & Gloom Extravaganza.

Ignore them. They’ll be wrong. We’re confident in saying that because they’ve always been wrong. And always will be.

Need proof? Here are some of the hilarious, spectacularly wrong predictions made on the occasion of Earth Day 1970.

“We have about five more years at the outside to do something.”
- Kenneth Watt, ecologist

“Civilization will end within 15 or 30 years unless immediate action is taken against problems facing mankind.”
- George Wald, Harvard Biologist

“We are in an environmental crisis which threatens the survival of this nation, and of the world as a suitable place of human habitation.”
- Barry Commoner, Washington University biologist

“Man must stop pollution and conserve his resources, not merely to enhance existence but to save the race from intolerable deterioration and possible extinction.”
- New York Times editorial, the day after the first Earth Day

“Population will inevitably and completely outstrip whatever small increases in food supplies we make. The death rate will increase until at least 100-200 million people per year will be starving to death during the next ten years.”
- Paul Ehrlich, Stanford University biologist

“By…[1975] some experts feel that food shortages will have escalated the present level of world hunger and starvation into famines of unbelievable proportions. Other experts, more optimistic, think the ultimate food-population collision will not occur until the decade of the 1980s.”
- Paul Ehrlich, Stanford University biologist

“It is already too late to avoid mass starvation.”
- Denis Hayes, chief organizer for Earth Day

“Demographers agree almost unanimously on the following grim timetable: by 1975 widespread famines will begin in India; these will spread by 1990 to include all of India, Pakistan, China and the Near East, Africa. By the year 2000, or conceivably sooner, South and Central America will exist under famine conditions….By the year 2000, thirty years from now, the entire world, with the exception of Western Europe, North America, and Australia, will be in famine.”
- Peter Gunter, professor, North Texas State University

“Scientists have solid experimental and theoretical evidence to support…the following predictions: In a decade, urban dwellers will have to wear gas masks to survive air pollution…by 1985 air pollution will have reduced the amount of sunlight reaching earth by one half….”
- Life Magazine, January 1970

“At the present rate of nitrogen buildup, it’s only a matter of time before light will be filtered out of the atmosphere and none of our land will be usable.”
- Kenneth Watt, Ecologist
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“The one and only Smart Liberal”

Since: Aug 12

Former MN Tax Payer

#2 Apr 22, 2013
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Stanford's Paul Ehrlich announces that the sky is falling.
“Air pollution…is certainly going to take hundreds of thousands of lives in the next few years alone.”
- Paul Ehrlich, Stanford University biologist

“We are prospecting for the very last of our resources and using up the nonrenewable things many times faster than we are finding new ones.”
- Martin Litton, Sierra Club director

“By the year 2000, if present trends continue, we will be using up crude oil at such a rate…that there won’t be any more crude oil. You’ll drive up to the pump and say,`Fill ‘er up, buddy,’ and he’ll say,`I am very sorry, there isn’t any.’”
- Kenneth Watt, Ecologist

“Dr. S. Dillon Ripley, secretary of the Smithsonian Institute, believes that in 25 years, somewhere between 75 and 80 percent of all the species of living animals will be extinct.”
- Sen. Gaylord Nelson

“The world has been chilling sharply for about twenty years. If present trends continue, the world will be about four degrees colder for the global mean temperature in 1990, but eleven degrees colder in the year 2000. This is about twice what it would take to put us into an ice age.”
- Kenneth Watt, Ecologist

Keep these predictions in mind when you hear the same predictions made today. They’ve been making the same predictions for 39 years. And they’re going to continue making them until…well…forever.

Here we are, 39 years later and the economy sucks, but the ecology’s fine. In fact this planet is doing a lot better than the planet on which those green lunatics live.

http://www.ihatethemedia.com/earth-day-predic...
I Care

Grantsburg, WI

#3 Apr 22, 2013
Often I will walk past my Bathroom, and head outside just to Piss on our Mother!

(Didja notice that Google,(Who used Chi's Picture on Easter and not Jesus's), today has a Happy Scene to Glorify Mommy Earth.
AntiMelting

United States

#4 Apr 22, 2013
Going to open the garage and let the car run for awhile...with the lights on.

“The one and only Smart Liberal”

Since: Aug 12

Former MN Tax Payer

#5 Apr 22, 2013
I Care wrote:
Often I will walk past my Bathroom, and head outside just to Piss on our Mother!
(Didja notice that Google,(Who used Chi's Picture on Easter and not Jesus's), today has a Happy Scene to Glorify Mommy Earth.
Isn't that special with the Google website today?

Fish swimming.
Birds flying.
Crystal clear blue water for the stream and the lake.

The only thing missing was someone human. Does that mean if there were no humans on Our Mother, the Earth, that the universe would be wonderful and tranquil?

Nature good. Mankind bad. White middle aged men should all die.
redeemer

Saint Paul, MN

#6 Apr 22, 2013
I Care wrote:
Often I will walk past my Bathroom, and head outside just to Piss on our Mother!
(Didja notice that Google,(Who used Chi's Picture on Easter and not Jesus's), today has a Happy Scene to Glorify Mommy Earth.
I'll piss on ypur mother too! byahahaha

Since: Sep 11

Rogers, MN

#7 Apr 22, 2013
I Care wrote:
Often I will walk past my Bathroom, and head outside just to Piss on our Mother!
(Didja notice that Google,(Who used Chi's Picture on Easter and not Jesus's), today has a Happy Scene to Glorify Mommy Earth.
Pee outside to save water. Reduce the number of flushes. But try and be somewhat cognizant of where the neighborhood kids are.
Consistent

Grantsburg, WI

#8 Apr 22, 2013
cantmakeitup wrote:
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Pee outside to save water. Reduce the number of flushes. But try and be somewhat cognizant of where the neighborhood kids are.
Back in the day I was pretty pissed off and intense about Men's Rights in the Feminist Victim Era, and I did major research in order to know these Lesbians that are emasculating Young Men and Boys. These "Mothers" have made Lottsa Laws.

In the Peoples Republic of Minnesotastan, it is a Sex Offense to Urinate in Public,(If you are Male), so be certain that like me, you live in the Middle of Mothers Woods when you Piss on the ground......Check it out!

I think that I will go burn some Plastic in my Brush Pile tonight.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#9 Apr 22, 2013
Cook your dinner over it and drink lots... Boozy life, right ??

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