Republican Lost the election

Republican Lost the election

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Cloud 9

United States

#1 Dec 4, 2012
A union boss walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama's victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him. He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican.

So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican."

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the union boss.

The union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The union boss asks the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that Republican? I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly ass does is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?"

"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#2 Dec 4, 2012
No he doesn't, he drank the ownership away, but forgot... The name is con-fused.. LMAOROTFU~!
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#3 Dec 4, 2012
Ps- I believed the generosity of the working man, why didn't the "owner" buy a round, too CHEEP CHICKEN HEART ~!~!
Classis

United States

#4 Dec 4, 2012
yes the Conservative Republican lost ( but not by many votes ) 58 million Republican voters did NOT vote for a muslim. Now we are watching all the liberal socialist moves that team barry are messing up on. It is nice to blame all of America's troubles on one boy named barry soetoro. Two weeks until the fiscal cliff, and we need to drive off it - it will show liberals that they need to stop spending other peoples money.

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Cloud 9 wrote:
A union boss walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama's victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him. He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican.
So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican."
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the union boss.
The union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"
The union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"
The union boss asks the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that Republican? I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly ass does is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?"
"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."

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