as I said on other threads idiotCrassus I was wondering if you would like to meet me for a drink? I will give up the carpet munching if you will be my boyfriend. I think you are so smart and funny, I have gone through a dozen cucumbers thinking about you.
you are pitiful in assuming things about me.
1. I'm straight
2. I'm faithful to my husband
3. why would I need cucumbers when I have my husband for bedbouncin'
4. I don't drink. even a sip of alcohol makes me sick to the point I lose what I have in my stomach.
5. even if I was not married. I would NOT lower myself to dating coarsehead. I would rather have one of my IR cousins find me a date from their mother's side.
6. to think of even having coarsehead touching me is making me sick to my stomach.