Wet hot American dream
Consistent

Minneapolis, MN

#1 Jun 23, 2013
According to a recent study published in The Congressional Record, approximately fifteen weeks after conception, unborn baby boys begin to masturbate to the Star-Spangled Banner.

Although masturbating is an inherently immoral act, it's not seen as problematic when done by fetuses destined to become natural born citizens; the real problem arises when foreign fetuses do it while fantasizing about taking our jobs.

Fortunately, the U.S. Senate has lived up to its reputation as "the world's greatest deliberative body" by devising a plan that will prevent some of these second-class fetuses from having that opportunity.
Shameless Site

Grantsburg, WI

#2 Jun 23, 2013
So where do the Degenerated Narcissistic Homosexuals of the Collectivist left get all their wisdom?

In the Cut Paste above, their insights come right from the Kool Aid manufactures that keep the Kool Aid well stocked at the Government Trough for the Sheeple.

Here is a Link to the Plantation HQ where Talking Points are generated;

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/06/23/1217...
Drunken Consistent

Minneapolis, MN

#3 Jun 23, 2013
The Congressional Record is a "Kool Aid manufacturer"?

Had a bit too much to drink again today?
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#4 Jun 23, 2013
It's 5 o'clocked somewhere, right con/crass/space/cant/irish/etc ...
Shameless Site

Grantsburg, WI

#5 Jun 24, 2013
Drunken Consistent wrote:
The Congressional Record is a "Kool Aid manufacturer"?
Had a bit too much to drink again today?
No Integrity Poster,

You have been failed by the Dependents with Government Jobs in your Urban "Re-Education Camps. YOU best illustrate the iddooiiiocy of wasting the Collective Wealth on un educate-able genetic defectives.

I will not explain to you what the "The Congressional Record" is. You can copy/paste this link and educate yourself so that you might stop embarrassing yourself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congressional_Re...

By the way Rocket Scientist,

Any Freak Demokrat that has received enough votes from her Plantation Sheeple to be emplcaced in the Legislature, can place anything she wants in The Record.

Dirty Al Franken, "The Satirical Pornographer", has no doubt placed some of his Deep and Thoughtful writings on The Record.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#6 Jun 24, 2013
It's 5 o'clocked somewhere, right con/crass/space/cant/irish/etc ...

Since: Sep 11

Rogers, MN

#7 Jun 24, 2013
Shameless Site wrote:
So where do the Degenerated Narcissistic Homosexuals of the Collectivist left get all their wisdom?
In the Cut Paste above, their insights come right from the Kool Aid manufactures that keep the Kool Aid well stocked at the Government Trough for the Sheeple.
Here is a Link to the Plantation HQ where Talking Points are generated;
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/06/23/1217...
How about instead we even waste any time on this very lame excuse for journalism, we concern ourselves with something important like maybe the 16,000,000 children in this country who go to bed hungry every night. Or maybe the congress that believes that can't stop spending money on crap we don't need. Or maybe the president who is sending weapons to terrorists in Syria.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#8 Jun 24, 2013
How about instead we even waste any time on this you quit blathering meaningless moronic mutterings under multiple monikers ????

Poor moniker mutt, LOSING whatever IT was...

Smoke and drink a WHOLE carton. YOU CAN DO IT !!!!

LMAOROTFU!

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