Haiti travel warning issued by US

Haiti travel warning issued by US

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Sean Penn

Neenah, WI

#1 Dec 29, 2012
Haiti is having a sale on Spearchucker babies. Get them while they're hot. Desperate Minnesota women will not be charged extra for HIV infected babies.

The State Department has issued a revised Haiti travel advisory, warning Americans planning to travel to the Caribbean island nation about robbery, lawlessness, infectious disease and poor medical facilities.

"U.S. citizens have been victims of violent crime, including murder and kidnapping, predominantly in the Port-au-Prince area. No one is safe from kidnapping, regardless of occupation, nationality, race, gender, or age," the department said.

Neenah, WI

#3 Dec 30, 2012
lars varga wrote:
Why would anyone go to Haitis to get a little spearchucker? You can just go to the nearest dumpster and pull out one if you are sick enough to really want one.
Haiti babies are great. It's a special day when a white woman gets one.

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