If you want free Shaat, "Glean it fro...

If you want free Shaat, "Glean it from the edge of the Fields"!

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Grantsburg, WI

#1 Nov 17, 2012
(From a Blog)

God had a perfect plan for welfare and it’s spelled out in His holy word. Unfortunately the Non-Christian/Secular Hedonist/Government Dependent/Victim Professional doesn’t want to hear the thoughts of God. God ordered the landowners and farmers to harvest their fields in a circular motion as the corners were for the poor, hungry, and traveler. He also ordered that any food that was harvested were to fall out of the harvestors hands it was not to be picked up as that too was for the poor, hungry, and travelor. This was known as the gleaning of the fields. God never ordered the government to send out checks as their was no reward in getting a check…their is reward in working albeit that this work might be a bit harder than sitting in front of your TV while shopping with your EBT card.

Saint Paul, MN

#2 Nov 17, 2012
Good to know the root of the problem. Despite having spent significant time in farm country I've never seen a field harvested in a circular pattern. The farmers are sinners! Why do farmers hate God and America!

(from a different blog)

Grantsburg, WI

#3 Nov 17, 2012
Randy wrote:
Good to know the root of the problem. Despite having spent significant time in farm country I've never seen a field harvested in a circular pattern. The farmers are sinners! Why do farmers hate God and America!
(from a different blog)
Randy Rocket Scientist,

Accept your intellectual limitations and your inability to "glean" the relevance, truth, or even the point of the Thread, and do not bother to embarrass yourself further, not even under one of your many multiple other names.
Amused Slew

Kent, WA

#4 Nov 17, 2012
Deer druncum com,

Fill-lips VodKa wit the beg K is not yur freend... belive mee...

Saint Paul, MN

#5 Nov 17, 2012
In modern usage doesn't "glean" mean "steal"? Wasn't Mitt just "gleaning" with Bain? Didn't the CEO of Hostess just "glean" it out of business?

What if poor people start showing up in farmer's fields based on your advice? Will you cover their legal fees when they are charged with trespassing and stealing?

Grantsburg, WI

#6 Nov 17, 2012
Democrat Dependents,

We the Productive Americans do not mind providing what you need to survive the useless lives you have chosen to live.

Me,Personally, I,(Intellectual African Speak), Fully embrace Redistributing the Gleanings from the Field for your sustenance.

I foresee a major New Industry in Amerika. Manufacturing of canned goods filled with the less desirable proteins left over from Butchering Animals, and carbohydrates from Date Expired Vegetables, for our New Manufacturing.

New Distribution Systems using Vegetable Oil driven Vehicles to deliver to a Central Location within the Demokrat Controlled Urban Cesspools, for the Plantation Sheeple to go to to collect the Gift of Food that their Neighbors worked to provide them for "Free Shaat".

New Industries of Fabrication where Productive Americans can fabricate Coal Burning Stoves for the Tent Villages where the Idiots are being raised by the Village, Shopping Carts for transport of the Free Coal, and Food that their neighbors provide them (No more carts from local "for profit" stores scattered in the Hood by dependents as it is now).

Brownshirts hired by the Demokrat Party of Amerika to randomly test the Plantation Sheeple for substance abuses, proper birth control consumption, communicable disease prevention, and forced abortion for any Dependent that keeps on breeding and expecting their neighbor to pay for "Carl's Chillren".

Of course, this Gleaning Operation will be operated by a for profit corporation that has incentive to make the bidness work. The letting of contracts will be based on the cash infusion that any Bidder is willing to put up to buy this "Barry Soretto's Amerika", Great "New Deal"

Grantsburg, WI

#7 Nov 17, 2012
Ooooops, I forgot a New Industry that will be spurred by this Humanitarian Operation.

Fleet Maintenance for the 18 Wheeler Vehicles that will deliver the "Free Shaat", along with employing "Taggers" that can paint up the vehicles with Billboards "THIS FREE SHAAT BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR NEIGHBORS, REAL AMERICANS THRIVING UNDER CAPITALISM"......Your'e welcome!

Grantsburg, WI

#9 Nov 17, 2012
Illiterate Iowan wrote:
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This message about "free shaat" brought to you by an illiterate teabageer that collects a government pension each month and gets free health care from the government.
I "feel" so put down. Especially since you never have a comment on the Thread, just your Playground Ways of calling the Cool Kids Names.....I know you are a proud member of the Dependent Victims that made up the 1/6th of people that voted in the Great Leader....This gives me comfort, you will be easily minimized after the "Soretto Impeachments of 2013"....Your neighbors will still bring you your Government Food, be at peace,

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