Republicans Praise Obama
Posted in the Minneapolis Forum
#1 Jan 22, 2013
(The Borowitz Report)—Congressional Republicans heaped fulsome praise on President Obama’s second Inaugural Address today, saying that it had given them a detailed list of things to thwart over the next four years.
“My big fear was that the speech would be full of vague platitudes that wouldn’t be helpful to us in plotting against him,” said House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio).“Once he started offering details of what he actually hoped to accomplish, though, I realized we had hit the mother lode.”
Speaker Boehner praised the President for citing such specifics as hiring math and science teachers, building roads, and reducing health-care costs:“Now that we know that’s what he’s got in mind for his second term, we can hit the ground running to stop him.”
“My takeaway from the speech was, if we work hard enough, there’s nothing we can’t keep him from doing,” he said.
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) praised Mr. Obama for injecting humor into a usually somber address:“I loved that joke about ending political name-calling.”
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#2 Jan 22, 2013
Please keep watching MSDNC for all of today's news.
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Thanks for the support,
"Always yours in Baahayahahayaha"
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#4 Jan 22, 2013
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To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
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