ALERT Mn DNR writing strange tickets

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Bushwhacker

Minneapolis, MN

#1 Apr 28, 2013
Mn DNR wrote an elderly woman a ticket for not having a throwable life preserver available in her boat.

She had it in a compartment in the boat she could reach from her seat. Her reaction: I guess it needs to somewhere to be tripped on so she falls in the lake instead of properly stowed.
Bushwhacked

Saint Paul, MN

#3 Apr 28, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
Law says it can't be in a closed compartment... OBEY THE LAW, for a change.
“A throwable device simply means a boater’s flotation seat cushion in most cases,” said Tim Smalley, DNR boating safety specialist.“It’s cheap, it’s simple and it can save lives. The device needs to have the Coast Guard approval label attached and must be immediately available to throw to someone in distress. It may not be zipped into a bag or in a closed compartment.”
Gay Slewsie has a mythical cabin in the mountains of North Minneapolis. She knows all about the Minnesota DNR writing tickets for perverted behavior.
Bushwhacker

Minneapolis, MN

#6 Apr 28, 2013
DNR Legal Requirements, don't say the throwable can't in a closed compartment.

Legal Requirements

Registration for all boats, canoes and kayaks
A life jacket for each person Children under age 10 must wear a life jacket—check the Minnesota Boating Guide for more information.

A throwable cushion or ring buoy for each boat 16’ or more, except canoes & kayaks

Navigation lights after sunset—including canoes & kayaks

Fire extinguisher—if you have an enclosed engine or fuel tank

Visual distress signals—check federal regulations

Whistle or horn for motorboats 16’ or longer
Bushwhacker

Minneapolis, MN

#7 Apr 28, 2013
Another woman was taking cat tails to make arrangements out and was tagged for disturbing the flora.

Can't make this sheet up.
Bushwhacked

Saint Paul, MN

#9 Apr 28, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
Pretty sad, you make such a fuzz, when I tell your sick pal's secrets.
Are you "close" ???
I suspect infatuation & more...Congratulations, you'll make a swell "couple".
Will you wear white ???
Gay Slewsie has lots of "close" friends at the gay dojo.
Bushwhacked

Saint Paul, MN

#13 Apr 28, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
Law says it can't be in a closed compartment... OBEY THE LAW, for a change.
“A throwable device simply means a boater’s flotation seat cushion in most cases,” said Tim Smalley, DNR boating safety specialist.“It’s cheap, it’s simple and it can save lives. The device needs to have the Coast Guard approval label attached and must be immediately available to throw to someone in distress. It may not be zipped into a bag or in a closed compartment.”
Gay Slewsie has a mythical cabin in the mountains of North Minneapolis. She knows all about the Minnesota DNR writing tickets for perverted behavior.
Bushwhacked

Saint Paul, MN

#15 Apr 28, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
Gay Mn, just tell yourself you have an audience and point, because you're clearly a delusional idiot. LMAOROFU~!
Perverted, yeah you are....
Mitt(_)X Obama(X)
Your VOTE, right ???
LMAOROFU~
Gay Slewsie, what did you do last night? OOPS! You spent it talking to yourself on Topix. What a great life you lead. As Redreamer says, "Looser!"

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