Presidents Day as observed by a kid
Posted in the Minneapolis Forum
#1 Feb 3, 2013
I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?".
Without skipping a beat she said "It's President's Day!". She is a smart kid. So I asked her "What does President's Day mean?". I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln etc.
She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull Shit.
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!
#2 Feb 3, 2013
Did you explain to her you were electing people like Nixon and Johnson?
That your generation pissed away the Gold standard? That inflation and endless waarmongering was allowed by your generation?
That with endless "free trade" agreements...you pissed away all manufacturing jobs?
That wages have stagnated since your generation?
When your grand daughter asks....
"Why does my college cost so much?"
You can answer...."we are ignorant and short sighted gullible beings"
How much you think a gallon of gas is going to cost for her?
Tell her you spent her future voting for two same incompetent parties over and over.
REMEMBER GRANDPA WHEN YOU COULD BUY A GALLON OF GAS FOR A NICKEL?
YOU STILL CAN!
A SILVER NICKEL THAT IS.
freaking stupid ass people.
#3 Feb 3, 2013
You have had 40 years of bullshit.
Most worthless generation.
Those of you that are 40-70 years old.
The most ignorant generation.
Please...people like you should be ashamed of what you are leaving behind.
#4 Feb 3, 2013
There needs to be a Jigger President's Day. Remember, separate but equal.
Saint Paul, MN
#5 Feb 3, 2013
I think it's funny when my 10 year old grandchild says "bull shit". In reference to a person of color of course.
#6 Feb 3, 2013
How old are you Red? I always thought you would be in the 40 to 70 age range, more likely on the upper end of that range.(Hint, you might know me if you remember that I once speculated about seeing you in the Circle Pines Festival store.)
Saint Paul, MN
#8 Feb 4, 2013
It wasn't me philo,it was my stunt man double!
#9 Feb 4, 2013
That's hilarious, it's too bad some people were born missing the humor gene!
#10 Feb 4, 2013
Too bad, some people were born.
#11 Feb 4, 2013
We see you Slewsie.
We value your life, especially on Topix.
Please call me a drunk so that you can have real value as a poster.
Everybody love you Slewsie. You have so much to give mankind.
#12 Feb 4, 2013
The self judging icons ?? SPECIAL ! LMAOROTFU~!
Con DA DRUNK CRAZY LOSER'S SPAM & EGGS BREAKFAST "time"
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!
#13 Feb 4, 2013
I do so enjoy this. I get a laugh every day.
Nobody matches your originality
YOU are renowned for your wit.
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