God's Law: The 10% Defective will al...

God's Law: The 10% Defective will always travel among us.

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Born Consistent

Grantsburg, WI

#1 Jun 11, 2013
Today the Defectives are allowed a voice that they lack the ability to use for the betterment of Mankind.

Perhaps there is a Silver Lining.

The Creepy Freaks can self identify on Forums like this, and Big Sister can cull them from the herd.......Of course this will only happen when Amerika gets a Big Sister not from the 10%, as our Current Messiah's Handler Mommies are.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#2 Jun 11, 2013
We all KNOW, drunken con... WE ALL KNOW !!! LMAOROFU~!

COUNT THE HUMPS !!

Con and his girlfriend crass were on an expedition across the desert, but crass needed some advice when they finally reached a waterhole.
"I just can't seem to get my camel to drink any water," crass explained, "and it's a long way to the next waterhole and I'm worried it'll die of thirst if it doesn't drink now."
"O. K.," said con, "I'll show you what to do. Bring the camel over here and I'll hold its head in the water. Now, you put your lips around its ass and suck hard, that'll draw the water up just fine."
So crass starts sucking as hard as he can, but there's a problem:
"Hang on," crass says, coughing and spluttering, "the camel's head must be too deep in the water, the mud's started coming through."
"Let me show you", con exclaimed....

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