Woman's head stepped on by Rand Paul supporters

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Supporters of Republican U.S. Senate candidate Rand Paul wrestled a woman to the ground and one stepped on her head after she tried to confront the candidate in Kentucky.

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A newlywed couple, WTF and his bride, arrive at the No Tell Motel for their honeymoon. They are getting undressed, and are preparing to see each other naked for the first time.

WTF exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He quickly explains, "I had toe-lio as a child."

The wife asks if he means polio, and he says, "No, it only affects the toes."

He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had knee-sles, too."

Finally, when he pulls off his boxers, his new bride gasps, "Oh no!!! Not Smallcox, too!!!"
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Apr 9, 2013
 
BIG_STEVIE wrote:
A newlywed couple, WTF and his bride, arrive at the No Tell Motel for their honeymoon. They are getting undressed, and are preparing to see each other naked for the first time.
WTF exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He quickly explains, "I had toe-lio as a child."
The wife asks if he means polio, and he says, "No, it only affects the toes."
He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had knee-sles, too."
Finally, when he pulls off his boxers, his new bride gasps, "Oh no!!! Not Smallcox, too!!!"
LMAO!
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Apr 9, 2013
 
3 nuns walking down the street. First nun says to the second nun,I found condoms in Father O'Malley's dresser. The second nun says yes I know;so I put holes in them using a needle. The third nun faints.
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Rotten scumbag gun worshipper!!!
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(The Borowitz Report)—Senate Republicans today vowed to filibuster a controversial bill supporting the right not to get shot.

G.O.P. leaders lambasted the bill, arguing that the right to go to school, work, or one’s home without fear of being shot was not guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution.

“The Second Amendment makes it very clear,” said Sen. Mike Enzi (R-Wyoming).“The right to bear arms shall not be infringed by a tiny minority’s desire not to be shot.”

But according to the pollster Harland Dorrinson, of OpinionFact Polling, the right not to get shot, while controversial, is beginning to gain traction with the American electorate.

“Like gay marriage, not getting shot is an idea that has taken some getting used to, but people are starting to wrap their brains around it,” he said.

Poll numbers notwithstanding, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell said today that he would join the effort to filibuster any not-getting-shot-related bill:“The only way we Republicans can protect our democracy is by preventing a vote.”
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#27164
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I think many of your fellow Democrats do believe this to be so.
Not bad ,though, as a joke!
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Apr 10, 2013
 
whitehair wrote:
I think many of your fellow Democrats do believe this to be so.
Not bad ,though, as a joke!
Yes, you are certainly a joke.

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Waiyusotan wrote:
<quoted text>LMAO!
Glad you liked it, my friend, and have a great day!

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Waiyusotan wrote:
3 nuns walking down the street. First nun says to the second nun,I found condoms in Father O'Malley's dresser. The second nun says yes I know;so I put holes in them using a needle. The third nun faints.
Ha-ha!!! I'll bet that would stir up the convent! Thank you for sharing that, my friend, and have a great day!
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Stevie was hanging pictures and hit his head with the hammer,” said laughing WTF, through his tears.

Does that a lot, said mommy laughing so hard she cried, too...

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Apr 10, 2013
 
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When will this thread die!
Long after you do.
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youtube.com/watch... ………… Rude & Crude
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Bushwhacker wrote:
You can't think, you blather, brother.
So, you have joined WTF and Slew! Call names, but to think is making you have a head ache!
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Stevie was hanging pictures and hit his head with the hammer,” said laughing WTF, through his tears.

Does that a lot, said mommy laughing so hard she cried, too...

Calling names, spewing insults.... both childish, right... wing nut hypocrite ???
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whitehair wrote:
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So, you have joined WTF and Slew! Call names, but to think is making you have a head ache!
If you tried to think it would cause you a hemorrhoid.

;mfao
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No respect for anybody
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A blonde going on vaction,drove to Disneyland from New York. When she was near she saw a sign that said:Disneyland Left. So, she went back home.
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With-out-hair the "teacher"-

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic With-out-hair.

After a long silence, one fat stevie rose to his feet.

"Now then fat stevie, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired With-out-hair with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the fat stevie, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself. Sides, being a rethuglican/teabagger moron, we's all STOOPID !!!"
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#27179
Apr 11, 2013
 
well i see the confused stewge and wtf still have said anything intelligent, i guess some were right it will never happen
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demonicRats wrote:
well i see the confused stewge and wtf still have said anything intelligent, i guess some were right it will never happen
It is obvious you are Republican, you are too stupid to be anything else.

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