Cons 911 call
Posted in the Minneapolis Forum
#1 Apr 23, 2013
Dispatcher: 911 what is your emergency?
Caller: I need an ambulance.
Dispatcher: What is going on?
Caller: I don't want to tell you, but my heart is beating really fast.
Dispatcher: Ok, I can page an ambulance, but I can help you better if you tell me what's going on.
Caller: It's nothing illegal.
Dispatcher: I didn't say it was. Can you tell me what happened?
Caller: Well, I took a whole bunch of caffeine pills because I thought it would work like Viagra.
Dispatcher: The ambulance will be there soon. Sit and try to calm down. And sir?
Dispatcher: Please don't try that again.
Caller: I won't.
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