Obamacare Packages coming soon to you

Obamacare Packages coming soon to you

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The Authority

Grantsburg, WI

#1 Oct 29, 2013
Today I received my "Obamacare
enrollment packet" from the White House.

It contained the following;

* An aspirin and a Band-Aid.
* An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
* A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
* A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster
* A 'Tax the Rich' banner
* An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
* An application for food stamps
* A prayer rug
* A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
* And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my azz.

Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out, yours should be arriving soon.

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The Authority

Grantsburg, WI

#2 Oct 29, 2013
WOW!

Somebody gave this Post a Mean and Disagree right away?

Me thinks the Awful Truth written as humor is not found to be funny by yer basic "resident" in the Demokrat Sanctuary* Cities.

(*Using the word Plantation is not acceptable here)

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Since: Sep 11

Rogers, MN

#3 Oct 29, 2013
The Authority wrote:
WOW!
Somebody gave this Post a Mean and Disagree right away?
Me thinks the Awful Truth written as humor is not found to be funny by yer basic "resident" in the Demokrat Sanctuary* Cities.
(*Using the word Plantation is not acceptable here)
I get that a lot. But as you well know:

I am you and you are me and we are they and so on and so on.

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The Authority

Grantsburg, WI

#4 Oct 29, 2013
cantmakeitup wrote:
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I get that a lot. But as you well know:
I am you and you are me and we are they and so on and so on.
Yes, "We All live in an Obama Submarine."

(And all engines have failed....sinking fast..... to soon join the Whale Shaat at the bottom of History's Ocean).

BUT, "I got's me an EBT and an Obamaphone!"

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Since: Jul 10

Minneapolis, MN

#6 Oct 30, 2013
The Authority wrote:
Today I received my "Obamacare
enrollment packet" from the White House.
It contained the following;
* An aspirin and a Band-Aid.
* An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
* A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
* A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster
* A 'Tax the Rich' banner
* An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
* An application for food stamps
* A prayer rug
* A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
* And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my azz.
Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out, yours should be arriving soon.
You forgot to mention the application that helps you to register as a demoncrat as being part of that package.

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The Authority

Grantsburg, WI

#7 Oct 30, 2013
Sangelia wrote:
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You forgot to mention the application that helps you to register as a demoncrat as being part of that package.
Yes, Thanks for the correction.

This is a Key Part of the Forced Collectivisation of the Amerikan Sheeple.

Soon the Morbidly Obese, and Pathologically Dependent "Recipients", will have the ACORN Folk bringing the Ballot Box right to the Urban Dwelling so that the Sheeple can vote from the comfort of their Government Supplied Housing, without ever having to leave their Flat Screens with the Cable Service or their generously stocked Refrigerators.

In fact, the only effort required of the Fully Entitled, is that they may have to call their Community Activist on their Obamaphones, to give directions to the ACORN Ballot Bus Driver.

I am so excited for Utopia here on Earth....I Love the Peoples DemoKrat Party

Dasvidanya

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Since: Jul 10

Minneapolis, MN

#11 Nov 1, 2013
The Authority wrote:
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Yes, Thanks for the correction.
This is a Key Part of the Forced Collectivisation of the Amerikan Sheeple.
Soon the Morbidly Obese, and Pathologically Dependent "Recipients", will have the ACORN Folk bringing the Ballot Box right to the Urban Dwelling so that the Sheeple can vote from the comfort of their Government Supplied Housing, without ever having to leave their Flat Screens with the Cable Service or their generously stocked Refrigerators.
In fact, the only effort required of the Fully Entitled, is that they may have to call their Community Activist on their Obamaphones, to give directions to the ACORN Ballot Bus Driver.
I am so excited for Utopia here on Earth....I Love the Peoples DemoKrat Party
Dasvidanya
For some folks, they don't need to apply. Some demoncrat hacker will hack into hospital systems and register them as demoncrats.
.
Just like the one hacker who did that to my daughter when she was not even a few days old..
.
About a month afterwards. Some demoncrat called looking for her. Saying that my daughter had registered as one. Husband was told, "How would you know? She could have done it without your knowledge."
.
Husband pointed out that she was under two months old at that time. So how could she? The caller could not say a thing after that. The caller hung up shortly after that.

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this is a tax

Minneapolis, MN

#15 Nov 11, 2013
remember America this is a TAX, and it is barry's mess, also remember to vote OUT all the liberals that followed the socialist muslim in his anti-American ways.
The Authority wrote:
Today I received my "Obamacare
enrollment packet" from the White House.
It contained the following;
* An aspirin and a Band-Aid.
* An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
* A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
* A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster
* A 'Tax the Rich' banner
* An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
* An application for food stamps
* A prayer rug
* A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
* And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my azz.
Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out, yours should be arriving soon.
anti obiden

Minneapolis, MN

#16 Nov 11, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
Sure they did, even though you're nothing but dishonest DAILY....
hey liberal lisa, you forgot to blame President Bush for the un affordable health care act.

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