Speaking of Camels, Slew has quite th...

Speaking of Camels, Slew has quite the prominent toe

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CRASSUS

Neenah, WI

#1 May 26, 2013
Problem is he's a male. Do they have a surgery for that?
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#2 May 26, 2013
It's called a penis, don't you have one ??

Con and his girlfriend crass were on an expedition across the desert, but crass needed some advice when they finally reached a waterhole.
"I just can't seem to get my camel to drink any water," crass explained, "and it's a long way to the next waterhole and I'm worried it'll die of thirst if it doesn't drink now."
"O. K.," said con, "I'll show you what to do. Bring the camel over here and I'll hold its head in the water. Now, you put your lips around its ass and suck hard, that'll draw the water up just fine."
So crass starts sucking as hard as he can, but there's a problem:
"Hang on," crass says, coughing and spluttering, "the camel's head must be too deep in the water, the mud's started coming through."
"Let me show you", con exclaimed....
CRASSUS

Neenah, WI

#3 May 26, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
It's called a penis, don't you have one ??
Con and his girlfriend crass were on an expedition across the desert, but crass needed some advice when they finally reached a waterhole.
"I just can't seem to get my camel to drink any water," crass explained, "and it's a long way to the next waterhole and I'm worried it'll die of thirst if it doesn't drink now."
"O. K.," said con, "I'll show you what to do. Bring the camel over here and I'll hold its head in the water. Now, you put your lips around its ass and suck hard, that'll draw the water up just fine."
So crass starts sucking as hard as he can, but there's a problem:
"Hang on," crass says, coughing and spluttering, "the camel's head must be too deep in the water, the mud's started coming through."
"Let me show you", con exclaimed....
Because you're so fat, yours is often mistaken for a belly button. Your gay tricks use it a a third hole.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#5 May 26, 2013
CRASSUS wrote:
<quoted text>Because you're so fat, yours is often mistaken for a belly button. Your gay tricks use it a a third hole.
You sure talks about men's units a lot, for a "guy" who uses a gay man for YOUR MONIKER....
Consistent

Grantsburg, WI

#6 May 26, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
<quoted text>You sure talks about men's units a lot, for a "guy" who uses a gay man for YOUR MONIKER....
Drunk,

It is perfectly normal to talk about Bestiality and your Gay Porn Collection on Topix with strangers. YOU should dress down Crass for your distortion of his legitimate point about you Fruits and Nuts of the Homosexual Branch of the Demokrat Party of Amerika.....You Fauching sick SOB!

I think that I was about 9 years old when I 1st heard this lame joke.

Of course, then it was funny, putting lips on a Camel Butt is sorta 9 years old humor.

Today, to see it repeated by the Topix Sociopath, is just sad.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#7 May 26, 2013
I wanted the joke to fit the other joke(s)... He shoots, HE SCORES ~!~~~

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