crassus/ymca parody song

[space ace]

Gay man, get up off of your knees, i said gay man, you could catch a disease, i said gay man, i saw you walking around while you looked at a gay magazine, that's why i'm asking you, WHY ARE YOU GAY? i saw you sucking D-I-C-K! they've got every size for your mouth to enjoy, you can hang out with all the boys! WHY ARE YOU GAY? i saw you sucking some D-I-C-K!

[Bob Schmahl]

This describes Crassus better than any other post I've seen.

[Bob Schmahl]

Its Saturday night, Crassus's night to slink around Loring Park.

[Consistent]

Poor repressed gay Crassus.

[Amused Slew]

space ace wrote:

Gay man, get up off of your knees, i said gay man, you could catch a disease, i said gay man, i saw you walking around while you looked at a gay magazine, that's why i'm asking you, WHY ARE YOU GAY? i saw you sucking D-I-C-K! they've got every size for your mouth to enjoy, you can hang out with all the boys! WHY ARE YOU GAY? i saw you sucking some D-I-C-K!

Looks like you're put your heart and soul into "reaching out" to crassass. Good luck, remember follow YOUR LOVE....

[Consistent]

This is truth.

[liBeRALs]

Poor Crassus. Everyone hates him.

[real space ace]

Amused Slew wrote:

<quoted text>Looks like you're put your heart and soul into "reaching out" to crassass. Good luck, remember follow YOUR LOVE....

Looks like you're put your heart and soul into reaching crassus? Nice job spell check queen.

[Capt Crunch]

The Slime puts out seven of eight posts against Crassus, under a variety of names. Good work Crassus, make the ahole suffer.

[redeemer]

Capt Crunch wrote:

The Slime puts out seven of eight posts against Crassus, under a variety of names. Good work Crassus, make the ahole suffer.

You and crackas makes a great number together 69 you two nasty parasites.

[Capt Crunch]

redeemer wrote:

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You and crackas makes a great number together 69 you two nasty parasites.

Our biggest enjoyment comes from reading the nissives from the ersatz jigger above, who is a local degenerate of many names.

[liBeRALs]

Capt Crunch wrote:

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Our biggest enjoyment comes from reading the nissives from the ersatz jigger above, who is a local degenerate of many names.

No, we much prefer your illiterate rants.

"nissives"???

ROFLMAO!!!

[Racist Crassus]

This is funny.