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Bushwhacker

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(The Borowitz Report)—News that Karl Rove’s PAC, American Crossroads, has bought ads attacking Hillary Clinton has sent the Democrat’s stock soaring in Las Vegas, where oddsmakers now say she is virtually guaranteed to be the next President of the United States.

“People were bullish on Hillary before this,” said Tracy Klugian, a leading Las Vegas oddsmaker for over forty years.“But the Rove thing makes it a lock.”

After American Crossroads’s historic string of defeats in 2012,“Serious gamblers wait to see who Rove is supporting and then bet the house on the other side.”

The oddsmaker’s only concern, he added, was that Rove’s involvement in the race will dry up all interest in betting on Republican candidates for 2016:“Right now I’m offering Marco Rubio at ninety thousand to one and I ain’t getting a bite.”

While acknowledging that “there’s no sure thing” in the world of gambling, Mr. Klugian said that for professional gamblers, betting against Karl Rove is “as good as it gets.”

“He’s the LeBron James of losing,” he said.
Neither of my Teeth

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Obama(X)
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Those who don't learn from history, poop their pants...
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with the continued bigotry from the right wing, Clinton really does have 2016 locked up!
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Please, please, please let Hillary Clinton run!
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real space ace wrote:
with the continued bigotry from the right wing, Clinton really does have 2016 locked up!
"The Continued Bigotry"

Iddiiodt!

Collectivist Bigots, lamenting Bigotry.....Too Funny!
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(The Borowitz Report)—News that Karl Rove’s PAC, American Crossroads, has bought ads attacking Hillary Clinton has sent the Democrat’s stock soaring in Las Vegas, where oddsmakers now say she is virtually guaranteed to be the next President of the United States.

“People were bullish on Hillary before this,” said Tracy Klugian, a leading Las Vegas oddsmaker for over forty years.“But the Rove thing makes it a lock.”

After American Crossroads’s historic string of defeats in 2012,“Serious gamblers wait to see who Rove is supporting and then bet the house on the other side.”

The oddsmaker’s only concern, he added, was that Rove’s involvement in the race will dry up all interest in betting on Republican candidates for 2016:“Right now I’m offering Marco Rubio at ninety thousand to one and I ain’t getting a bite.”

While acknowledging that “there’s no sure thing” in the world of gambling, Mr. Klugian said that for professional gamblers, betting against Karl Rove is “as good as it gets.”

“He’s the LeBron James of losing,” he said.
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Dat Tru wrote:
Hillary Clinton & Locked Up. Works for me!
Yep, the presidency locked up... Works for all, zombie teabagger.
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Bushwhacker wrote:
<quoted text>Yep, the presidency locked up... Works for all, zombie teabagger.
Defect.
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May 12, 2013
 
2016 is a lomg way off in political terms.
Any bet Hillary will not even be the DFL candidate by then?
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Hillary is so goofy, it would be a gift if she were the candidate in 2016.
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goose wrote:
2016 is a lomg way off in political terms.
Any bet Hillary will not even be the DFL candidate by then?
The Arkansas Mafia, who holds the Messiah's Secrets, allowed the Black Male Victim Candidate to "Grease the Skids" of Economic/Cultural Decline so that when the White Feminist Female Fascist arrives on her White Horse, the American Sheeple will so dis heartened over their Messiah, that Hillary's form of Feminist Fascism, as embodied in Newspeak and Political Correctness of the Victim Feminist Arm of the Victims Party, and New World Order, will seem refreshing.

There is an Old expression that goes "He knows Where the bodies are buried".

Cigar Willy KNOWS where those Bodies are for the Messiah, and Eric Holder is the Clinton's Uber Controller of the Messiah, Holder works FOR the Clintonista's.

Hillary WILL be the candidate.

By the way, David Goebbels Axelrod may have been the Propaganda Minister for the Demokrat Puppet Obama, but Rammmer Emanuel kept Barry on the Beer, Drunk, and on Teleprompter.

Hillary is from Chicago, but became the Senate Dahling from New York?....Hummmmmm, can you say "separation" for deception?

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