How Barack Obama got his start

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“The one and only Smart Liberal”

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Most people don't know how it is that Barack Hussein Obama became one of the worlrd's greatest snake oil salesmen. It really is a very interesting story.

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The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship.

Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly,

"My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good", said the teacher.

Little Debbie was next. "I sold magazines" she said, "I made $45 and

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Debbie", said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Barack’s turn. The teacher held her breath.

Little Barack walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

Toothbrushes", said Little Barack. "Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher.

"How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Barack, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog poop!" Then I would say, "It is dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

“I used the politicians method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."

Little Barack got five stars for his assignment and is now the President of the United States.
Ralph

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Yet another complete fabrication from Smart Liberal, the biggest liar in the state of Minnesota.

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Ralph wrote:
Yet another complete fabrication from Smart Liberal, the biggest liar in the state of Minnesota.
Get a freakin' life, Dumbo.

Oh, and next time you are in a Wal-Mart, buy yourself a sense of humor. Hell, send me the bill. I will even pay for it.
Ralph

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He's right. You made up another story.
CRASSUS

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Mar 6, 2013
 
Most African Americans start out as crack dealers.
Bigoted Crassus

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Mar 6, 2013
 
CRASSUS wrote:
Most African Americans start out as crack dealers.
Please ignore the bigoted racist Crassus. He will do or say anything to get attention. Crassus is just an esteem challenged middle school student with sexuality issues thrown in to boot.

Rumor has it that his middle school counselor is helping to get Crassus into therapy.
Obama-Dont-Care

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Apr 2, 2013
 
Born in Kenya, raised in Hawaii..

Hmmmmm

Wait, he can't be president..
Bigoted redeemer

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Apr 2, 2013
 
Obama-Dont-Care wrote:
Born in Kenya, raised in Hawaii..
Hmmmmm
Wait, he can't be president..
Please ignore the bigoted racist redeemer. He will do or say anything to get attention. redeemer is just an esteem challenged middle school student with sexuality issues thrown in to boot.

Rumor has it that his middle school counselor is helping to get redeemer into therapy.

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