Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#63 Jan 29, 2013
If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart..
If that shit took a look at you, it would say hi mom.
Amused Slew

Minneapolis, MN

#64 Jan 29, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart..
If that shit took a look at you, it would say hi mom.
See? This proves it. The gay Slew that is my husband would never say something as mean as that. You need to take a deep breath and then relax. You are just too tense. Believe me, you will soon be better about who you are. It just takes time.
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#66 Jan 29, 2013
You hear that ? That's the sound of your balls not dropping. LMAOROTFU~! Hey, that was quite a mouthful, but I guess you're used to that sort of thing.
Amused Slew

Minneapolis, MN

#67 Jan 29, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
You hear that ? That's the sound of your balls not dropping. LMAOROTFU~! Hey, that was quite a mouthful, but I guess you're used to that sort of thing.
There is that tension popping up again. The gay Slew that is my husband is not as mean as you are showing now. Please, relax. You will feel so much better.
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#68 Jan 29, 2013
Your girlfriend tells me that your lovemaking is like going to the dentist...sit back, relax...you won't feel a thing ! LMAOROTFU~!
Amused Slew

Minneapolis, MN

#69 Jan 29, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
Your girlfriend tells me that your lovemaking is like going to the dentist...sit back, relax...you won't feel a thing ! LMAOROTFU~!
Good one gay Slew. You know I don't have a girlfriend. I have a husband, and that would be you.
Lawton

Minneapolis, MN

#70 Jan 29, 2013
DSM Local wrote:
Maybe if they stop writing speeding tickets and seat belt violations and actually enter the inner ghettos instead of finding parking violations in the suburbs that will help?
Second Amendment, you may have to protect yourself from the police as well. Don't trust the government.
Only fools trust the Government.
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#71 Jan 29, 2013
Your girlfriend tells me that your lovemaking is like going to the dentist...sit back, relax...you won't feel a thing ! LMAOROTFU~!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. LMAOROTFU~!
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#72 Jan 29, 2013
Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner. LMAOROTFU~! Poor cantgetitup...
Amused Slew

Minneapolis, MN

#73 Jan 29, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
Your girlfriend tells me that your lovemaking is like going to the dentist...sit back, relax...you won't feel a thing ! LMAOROTFU~!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. LMAOROTFU~!
Gay Slew, you have been hanging out with that redeemer character again, haven't you? Is this how you start a new life? By cheating on your husband?
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#74 Jan 29, 2013
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you ! LMAOROTFU~!
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#75 Jan 29, 2013
Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't. LMAOROTFU~! Sadly, if you weren't once a boy, you wouldn't have had any toys, as a pup...
Lawton

Minneapolis, MN

#76 Jan 29, 2013
Token COPS drag their feet when traveling to any kind of dangerous event. You know they want to go home at the end of their shift.
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#77 Jan 29, 2013
Sounds like a moron's opinion, that a moron made up... Oddly, most police like OT...
Amused Slew

Minneapolis, MN

#78 Jan 29, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't. LMAOROTFU~! Sadly, if you weren't once a boy, you wouldn't have had any toys, as a pup...
Oh no. You aren't going to get away with that one. You are the one that says "Little boys are my favorite toys." YOU play with little boys. I thought you had outgrown that perversion.
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#79 Jan 29, 2013
Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't. LMAOROTFU~! Sadly, if you weren't once a boy, you wouldn't have had any toys, as a pup...
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#80 Jan 29, 2013
If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart..
If that shit took a look at you, it would say hi mom.
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#81 Jan 29, 2013
I've seen others like you, but I had to pay admission ! LMAOROTFU~! The cages stank, like a pile of you...
Amused Slew

Minneapolis, MN

#82 Jan 29, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart..
If that shit took a look at you, it would say hi mom.
Gay Slew, you have been hanging out with that redeemer character again, haven't you? Is this how you start a new life? By cheating on your husband?
redeemer

Minneapolis, MN

#84 Jan 29, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart..
If that shit took a look at you, it would say hi mom.
Haha good one slew.
Repukes love their moms a lot. Those mom insults really get to them. Keep it up slew!

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