The Daily Caller Has Conquered All Th...

The Daily Caller Has Conquered All The Internets,

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#1 Jul 15, 2013
The Daily Caller Has Conquered All The Internets, Bow Before The Daily Caller


July 15, 2013
275 IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER 10:05 am July 15, 2013
The Daily Caller Has Conquered All The Internets, Bow Before The Daily Caller

by Rich Abdill

OH MAN WE'RE SO AWESOMEThe Daily Caller must have been doing some pretty crazy yoga moves lately, because Sunday night, at exactly 8:07 p.m., they managed to successfully give themselves a blowjob.

“Daily Caller blazes past Politico in web traffic; leaves other establishment, liberal sites in rearview mirror.” That was the headline. Apparently “DAILY CALLER CONQUERS WORLD, LIBERALS DIE ALL ALONE” just wasn’t SEO-friendly enough. Tastefulness aside, that’s a pretty intense claim they’re making over there — they made it lead story under the headline “THE DAILY CALLER SURGES,” so they must be doing super well, right?…right?

Yr Wonket did not even have to finish the article before a blog post was under way, mostly because it was Tucker Carlson trying to do math, but also because they managed to actually prove themselves wrong halfway through. Let’s see what they were bragging about:

“We think there’s a direct connection between the toughness of our reporting and our growth,” said Tucker Carlson, this site’s editor-in-chief.

Ok, that’s nice, and not too stupid on its face.

[Publisher Neil] Patel added,“Our astronomical growth is a testament to the tireless, dedicated and hyper-energetic staff at TheDC. We could not be prouder of the team of rock stars we have assembled. They are kicking butt every day, and we thank them for that.”

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