Consistent named the new Jesus Christ...

Consistent named the new Jesus Christ by God

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Divine Proclamation

Saint Paul, MN

#1 May 24, 2012
In an early morning announcement, God proclaimed that Consistent is is his other son and is authorized to stand in judgement of all humans as well as decree any needed new commandments. In the same press release, Consistent stated that the new official political philosophy of Christianity would be fascism, effective immediately, and that any citizens not capable of paying a minimum federal income tax of 15% of their income with a minimum of $5000 would be put to death by stoning.

In a related story, Consistent announced that only white Christian landowners over the age of 50 with over a $100,000 gross annual income would be allowed to vote of run for elected office in the United States.
Internet Hypocrites

Minneapolis, MN

#2 May 24, 2012
Hopefully he will do something about internet trolls too, is the death penalty too harsh?
Consistent

Grantsburg, WI

#3 May 24, 2012
Messianic, but not Christ like.

You are safe Poster-of-many-names. When the Bus arrives on Erection Day to "ACORN" you to the polling places..... jump in, get your beer and smokes, and pay attention to who the Plantation Bosses tell you to vote for.

This is a Democratic Republic ya know.....and those Demokrats better pony-up your beer and smokes.....If they do not.....Unionize and demand YOUR Rights!

Dasvidanya

Since: Sep 11

Rogers, MN

#4 May 24, 2012
Internet Hypocrites wrote:
Hopefully he will do something about internet trolls too, is the death penalty too harsh?
The death penalty is too good for them.
redeemer

Minneapolis, MN

#5 May 24, 2012
Consistent wrote:
Messianic, but not Christ like.
You are safe Poster-of-many-names. When the Bus arrives on Erection Day to "ACORN" you to the polling places..... jump in, get your beer and smokes, and pay attention to who the Plantation Bosses tell you to vote for.
This is a Democratic Republic ya know.....and those Demokrats better pony-up your beer and smokes.....If they do not.....Unionize and demand YOUR Rights!
Dasvidanya
Inconsistent sat down your meth pipe and your heroine needle and seek some help,you really have some sever
mental issue's that need to be address.

Heresy is not a Biblical value.
Seattle Slew

Seattle, WA

#6 May 24, 2012
cantmakeitup wrote:
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The death penalty is too good for them.
From a guy who loves the actual troll!?? LMAOROTfu~!
Consistent

Saint Paul, MN

#7 May 24, 2012
Divine Proclamation wrote:
In an early morning announcement, God proclaimed that Consistent is is his other son and is authorized to stand in judgement of all humans as well as decree any needed new commandments. In the same press release, Consistent stated that the new official political philosophy of Christianity would be fascism, effective immediately, and that any citizens not capable of paying a minimum federal income tax of 15% of their income with a minimum of $5000 would be put to death by stoning.
In a related story, Consistent announced that only white Christian landowners over the age of 50 with over a $100,000 gross annual income would be allowed to vote of run for elected office in the United States.
Please don't forget that I'm in charge now.
Capt Lunch

Minneapolis, MN

#8 May 24, 2012
Consistent wrote:
Messianic, but not Christ like.
You are safe Poster-of-many-names. When the Bus arrives on Erection Day to "ACORN" you to the polling places..... jump in, get your beer and smokes, and pay attention to who the Plantation Bosses tell you to vote for.
This is a Democratic Republic ya know.....and those Demokrats better pony-up your beer and smokes.....If they do not.....Unionize and demand YOUR Rights!
Dasvidanya
Dude - I'm the Poster-of-many-names! Don't give anyone else criticism I've worked so hard to earn.

Now, as for the ACORN bus, thanks for the tip.

St Paul Spammer has to go eat now.

BTW, your post smells as bad as fried liver.

G'Day!
CRASSUS

Oconto, WI

#9 May 24, 2012
Redeemer and Slew have both been praying for a job in a sewage plant. They like to watch the turds float by to see which ones have their dick prints on them.
Consistent

Grantsburg, WI

#10 May 24, 2012
Capt Lunch wrote:
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Dude - I'm the Poster-of-many-names! Don't give anyone else criticism I've worked so hard to earn.
Now, as for the ACORN bus, thanks for the tip.
St Paul Spammer has to go eat now.
BTW, your post smells as bad as fried liver.
G'Day!
Excuse me....I made a mistake.....

So many of you Dependent Demokrats come on with so many names that I became confused....There is the St Paul Defective and the Minnepolis Defective.....I have confused which poster resides in which Demokrats Urban Cesspool. It is easy to ID The Defective Demokrat from Seattle as she enters in and out of her Multilpe Personalities to give herself "Positive" Judge-its, and solicit BOIS for her Deviant Demokrat Acts....

I will focus harder to ID you as another name changer unable to display any honor and be held to your word.

I stand corrected.
Consistent Is God

Saint Paul, MN

#11 May 24, 2012
In an early morning announcement, God proclaimed that Consistent is is his other son and is authorized to stand in judgement of all humans as well as decree any needed new commandments. In the same press release, Consistent stated that the new official political philosophy of Christianity would be fascism, effective immediately, and that any citizens not capable of paying a minimum federal income tax of 15% of their income with a minimum of $5000 would be put to death by stoning.

In a related story, Consistent announced that only white Christian landowners over the age of 50 with over a $100,000 gross annual income would be allowed to vote of run for elected office in the United States.
Consistent

Grantsburg, WI

#12 May 24, 2012
Consistent Is God wrote:
In an early morning announcement, God proclaimed that Consistent is is his other son and is authorized to stand in judgement of all humans as well as decree any needed new commandments. In the same press release, Consistent stated that the new official political philosophy of Christianity would be fascism, effective immediately, and that any citizens not capable of paying a minimum federal income tax of 15% of their income with a minimum of $5000 would be put to death by stoning.
In a related story, Consistent announced that only white Christian landowners over the age of 50 with over a $100,000 gross annual income would be allowed to vote of run for elected office in the United States.
You think you have it bad because I intimidate you on a Topix Site......Just imagine if your failings as a human being were subjected to my correct thinking in your daily life.

I would make you "work" (I know it is a cuss word to you Collectivist Demokrats) for every meal you recieved from your neighbors labor.

I would tax you for every child you had with the random dogs in your Hood'.

I would set up Charter Schools that taught real vs revisionist history so that your children had a chance to be more than leeches like you.

I would have CCC Camps that you would be bussed to to work at 6 days a week.

I would create a massive fleet of trucks to deliver Commodities to your concrete boxes with a big sign that said...."White Cross Welfare Deliveries".

Your EBT Card would not work anymore, and you and your neighbors would not be as obese.

There is hope only when your culture of dependency is destroyed and you can no longer use Victim Status to steal food from the mouths of your neighbors children.

Oh, And I would make every substance known to man available for free to any Urban Inhabitant that wants to get the ultimate high......The big ride to the light.

I think society should pay for thier Cremation too, if the Douchebagger chose this route for him/her self.

There would be no Enforcers from the Law Enforcement Industries in your Hood'.....Practice the culture of your Kings and Quenns back in the Homeland.....Kill each other off.

When you and yours understand what work, honor, responsibility means.....You would be welcomed into America where you can be responsible and Free.
Seattle Slew

Seattle, WA

#13 May 24, 2012
Funny, the stupid guy is REALLY drinking/writing now... Imagine admitting being wrong, it's like an iceberg 90% is unseen by YOU ! LMAOROTFu~!

Why aren't you bragging about your welfare, drinking, and putting the family on welfare, when you were being arrested multiple times, doesn't it fit your teabagger "image" ??? LMAOROTFu!

Ps- If we killed the losers, where would we get our laughter from...you'd be GONE ~!

Since: Apr 12

Farmington, MN

#14 May 24, 2012
Divine Proclamation wrote:
In an early morning announcement, God proclaimed that Consistent is is his other son and is authorized to stand in judgement of all humans as well as decree any needed new commandments. In the same press release, Consistent stated that the new official political philosophy of Christianity would be fascism, effective immediately, and that any citizens not capable of paying a minimum federal income tax of 15% of their income with a minimum of $5000 would be put to death by stoning.
In a related story, Consistent announced that only white Christian landowners over the age of 50 with over a $100,000 gross annual income would be allowed to vote of run for elected office in the United States.
Does Obama still hold the J.C. title for liberals?
Seattle Slew

Seattle, WA

#15 May 24, 2012
Is neither still your earth mother ?? Do you drink from her LARGENESS !??

Since: Apr 12

Farmington, MN

#16 May 24, 2012
Seattle Slew wrote:
Is neither still your earth mother ?? Do you drink from her LARGENESS !??
Looks like you might lose some of your anonymous internet bravery soon chicken Slew.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/technology-blog/y...
Seattle Slew

Seattle, WA

#17 May 24, 2012
It looks like it's in NY, but your consistent lying is really amusing... As for my honesty, I'm not worried... Gonna provide the pink slip, BEFORE you get in trouble ?
Seattle Slew

Seattle, WA

#18 May 24, 2012
Trolls <quoted text>
I have probably lied thousands of times in my life, care to elaborate on which one you are talking about?

Want a laugh today ???

Niether of the Above wrote:
<quoted text>You see, the problem is, The Post Office cannot/will not open their personnel files except if subpoenaed by the court.

Trolls wrote-".... I will post the copy of your pink slip from the post office....."

Why don't you "girls" figure out your lies and get back to me ??? LMAOROTFu~!!

(Funny part-your pals KNOW or they'd say produce the proof & shut me up!) LMAOROTFu~!
Seattle Slew

Seattle, WA

#19 May 24, 2012
Trolls wrote:
<quoted text>Looks like you might lose some of your anonymous internet bravery soon chicken Slew.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/technology-blog/y...
Hope you noticed, it's censorship from the R right ! Bedroom, internet, and claiming small government hypocrisy... LMAOROTfu~

Since: Apr 12

Farmington, MN

#20 May 24, 2012
Seattle Slew wrote:
It looks like it's in NY, but your consistent lying is really amusing... As for my honesty, I'm not worried... Gonna provide the pink slip, BEFORE you get in trouble ?
Oh no! I hope I don't "get in trouble" with the Slew. The same poster who "rode Irish", likes "little bois" and makes personal comments about other posters as often as he can. Yep, I'm terrified.

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