Apocalypse now? We'll find out Saturday

Apocalypse now? We'll find out Saturday

There are 283 comments on the TwinCities.com story from May 18, 2011, titled Apocalypse now? We'll find out Saturday. In it, TwinCities.com reports that:

The end - in case you haven't seen the billboards - is near. More precisely, this Saturday, May 21, around 6 p.m., the ground will shake, graveyards will erupt with dead bodies and the faithful few will soar up to heaven while most of us - the condemned infidels left behind - will commence with the gnashing of teeth, the tearing of hair, the ...

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Minnetonka, MN

#1 May 18, 2011
BWA-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! What an idiot. Same with his nutjob followers. How can the world end in October when it's supposed to end 12/21/12? Oh, that's right. It's not going to end then, either.

Religion. The greatest hoax ever played on mankind. And fools swallow it hook, line and sinker.





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Honest Abe

Saint Paul, MN

#2 May 18, 2011
For those who truly believe the world is going to end, it's not too late to contribute all your money and property to my trust fund. If the world doesn't end, I'll give it back. Promise!
Get on with it

Perry, MI

#3 May 18, 2011
Too Funny!! Guess I won't need to plan on church Sunday morning~ lol

Elk River, MN

#4 May 18, 2011
The world might not end Saturday, but it's going to end soon.


Since: Feb 08


#5 May 18, 2011
"He said most of the response he's gotten has been from atheists. About 8,000 have offered to be rescuers, though he's only accepted 44 for the job. You have to pass a criminal background check and a credit check, Centre said"
44 out of 8000?
Try contacting the athiests who aren't on death row or sleeping on a street corner.

Since: Mar 11

St. Croix valley

#6 May 18, 2011
Fact wrote:
The world might not end Saturday, but it's going to end soon.
At l;east these whackjobs have the conviction to set a date...

United States

#7 May 18, 2011
And I thought the Pohlads were the biggest morons in MN...

Washington, DC

#8 May 18, 2011
Faith is not a fact
The Difference

Saint Paul, MN

#9 May 18, 2011
Well.. there is a 60% chance of rain here Saturday.

Since: Dec 09

Minneapolis, MN

#10 May 18, 2011
I'll prepare my zombie apocalypse quick escape/supply kit, and load a gun or two, just in case... ;)

Englewood, CO

#12 May 18, 2011
The world will be such a better place without all of those holier-than-thou Xtian goofballs around!

Carteret, NJ

#14 May 18, 2011
In GOD We Trust

1Co 15:33 Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners.
1Co 15:34 Awake to righteousness, and sin not; for some have not the knowledge of God: I speak this to your shame.

Isa 34:1 Come near, ye nations, to hear; and hearken, ye people: let the earth hear, and all that is therein; the world, and all things that come forth of it.
Isa 34:2 For the indignation of the LORD is upon all nations, and his fury upon all their armies: he hath utterly destroyed them, he hath delivered them to the slaughter.
Isa 34:3 Their slain also shall be cast out, and their stink shall come up out of their carcases, and the mountains shall be melted with their blood.

Jer 25:31 A noise shall come even to the ends of the earth; for the LORD hath a controversy with the nations, he will plead with all flesh; he will give them that are wicked to the sword, saith the LORD.
Jer 25:32 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, Behold, evil shall go forth from nation to nation, and a great whirlwind shall be raised up from the coasts of the earth

Since: Dec 09

Minneapolis, MN

#15 May 18, 2011
How many suicides of the unstable will this group be held responsible for on Sunday morning? Seriously, its good for a laugh, but this should be the point where we tell these type of cult-like fearmongers, "No, not this time."

Saint Paul, MN

#16 May 18, 2011
Ah crap! I don't get paid until the 23rd. Just my luck, going to hell with $5 in my pocket.

Fredericksburg, VA

#17 May 18, 2011
kinda funny, no one can predict, this camping dude is just another crazy trying to get attention.
American patriot

Minneapolis, MN

#18 May 18, 2011
I hope it is true and that the Rapture will only apply to Evangelicals...the world would be so much better without all these idiotic Tea Party jihadists running around!
Lets See

Minneapolis, MN

#19 May 18, 2011
I'll be at Shieks Gentleman's Club this Saturday. If I'm going to hell...I might as well go with some pretty ladies.

Saint Paul, MN

#20 May 18, 2011
"JUDGEMENT Day?" Don't they teach reporters and editors to spell, anymore?

Hugo, MN

#21 May 18, 2011
End Times wrote:
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We have no connection to JW's whatsoever. Nor to The Church. May 21 can be found through searching out the Bible since the seals were opened.
Blessings; ET ;*:*;
And how do you reconcile this prediction with the verse that says that Jesus will come back "like a thief in the night". Do you know a lot of thieves that announces when they will break into your house?

Minneapolis, MN

#22 May 18, 2011
And yet when the world is still here on the 22nd, they will find some rationalization and be of unshaken faith.

It would be hilarious, except these are the kind of people who are running the Republican Party.

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