Top 10 Signs You Might Not Be A Libertarian

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1776 Defender

Ankeny, IA

#2 Jun 16, 2013
---1.If you think Ron Paul isn't conservative enough and Fox News is fair and balanced, you might not be a Libertarian.
-ANSWER: Ron Paul is a saint and Fox News is Jew News
----2.If you believe you have an inalienable right to attend Presidential townhalls brandishing a loaded assault rifle, but that arresting participants inside for wearing a pink shirt is an important public safety precaution, there's a chance you're dangerously unbalanced, but no chance you're a Libertarian.
-ANSWER: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I agree with the first part but dress however you like!
---3.If you think the government should stay the hell out of Medicare, well, you have way, way bigger problems than figuring out if you're really a Libertarian.
-ANSWER: Medicare is Socialism and shouldn't exist in the First place, establishement republicans believe in it
---4.If you rank Anthonin Scalia and Roy Moore among the greatest Justices of all time, you may be bug fuck crazy, but you're probably not a Libertarian.
-ANSWER:Chief Justice John Marshall is the greatest Justice of all time
---5.You might not be a Libertarian if you think recreational drug use, prostitution, and gambling should be illegal because that's what Jesus wants.
-ANSWER: Legalize drugs (people can make their own choices)
---6.If you think the separation between church and state applies equally to all faiths except socially conservative Christian fundamentalism, you're probably not a Libertarian.
-ANSWER: belief whatever faith you desire
---7.You're probably not a Libertarian if you believe the federal government should remove safety standards and clinical barriers for prescription and OTC medications while banning all embryonic stem cell research, somatic nuclear transfer, RU 486, HPV and cervical cancer vaccination, work on human/non human DNA combos, or Plan B emergency contraception.
-ANSWER: I also don't believe corportations can own a gene
---8.If you think state execution of mentally retarded convicts is good policy but prosecuting Scott Roeder or disconnecting Terri Schiavo was an unforgivable sin, odds are you're not really a Libertarian.
-ANSWER: Don't know the first one, as for the retards it all depends on the crime/// We may disagree on this one
---9.If you argue that cash for clunkers or any form of government healthcare is unconstitutional, but forced prayer or teaching old testament creationism in public schools is fine, you're not even consistent, much less a Libertarian, and you may be Michele Bachmann.
-ANSWER: Public schools shouldn't exist
---10.And the number one sign: if you think government should stay the hell out of people's private business -- except when kidnapping citizens and rendering them to secret overseas torture prisons, snooping around the bedrooms of consenting adults, policing a woman's uterus, or conducting warrantless wire taps, you are no Libertarian.
-ANSWER: We agree except for abortions, Ron Paul is also against abortions btw.
1776 Defender

Ankeny, IA

#3 Jun 16, 2013
Hmm.....#8 & 10 are unique I guess....

#8 If your retarded but you rape and murder someone you get to die.

#10 Abortion is murder

--Outside of that nice post
1776 Defender

Ankeny, IA

#4 Jun 16, 2013
Chief Justice John Marshall is the greatest Justice of all time
---On action not for his belief in a stron federal government... He did get rid of unconstitutional laws via judicial review though.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#5 Jun 16, 2013
1. A brain ?

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