Bachmann Clinic Develops New Gay Pill

Bachmann Clinic Develops New Gay Pill

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Juan

Allenton, WI

#1 Aug 3, 2011
Lake Elmo, MN - Today the Bachmann Clinic in Lake Elmo, MN introduced a new pill guaranteed to take the Gay Away. The clinic said that most cases can be fixed in less that 30 days.

See the pill here: http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/page/943....
Michael

Allenton, WI

#2 Aug 3, 2011
I have a friend that took the pill and it worked!

He's now a she!
Randi

Allenton, WI

#3 Aug 3, 2011
Michael wrote:
I have a friend that took the pill and it worked!
He's now a she!
Me too!
AntiMelting

Saint Paul, MN

#4 Aug 3, 2011
Juan wrote:
Lake Elmo, MN - Today the Bachmann Clinic in Lake Elmo, MN introduced a new pill guaranteed to take the Gay Away. The clinic said that most cases can be fixed in less that 30 days.
See the pill here: http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/page/943....
Gay and illegal must be an awful way to live in the US.
Jesus

Allenton, WI

#5 Aug 3, 2011
AntiMelting wrote:
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Gay and illegal must be an awful way to live in the US.
Don't talk about my buddy that way! I'm taking the pill and already see some improvement.
Casey

Minneapolis, MN

#6 Aug 3, 2011
If a straight person takes it will it turn them gay? I'd be willing to try it, I'm having a hard time decorating my house.
Arch on larch

Minneapolis, MN

#7 Aug 3, 2011
Le'sorobots

The Bachmann "designer pill" for gays:

Should be a big seller to the socialists and progressives that march in gay parades and actually dislike the "Fluttering fairies'

The Socialist could take the gay pill and infiltrate the gay cult just long enough to incite them and keep them in the Soros Obama camp, then go right back to being a straight"enlightened " liberal. promoting race science and socialist messaging on the open posting sites.
Arch on larch

United States

#8 Aug 3, 2011
Arch on larch wrote:
Le'sorobots
The Bachmann "designer pill" for gays:
Should be a big seller to the socialists and progressives that march in gay parades and actually dislike the "Fluttering fairies'
The Socialist could take the gay pill and infiltrate the gay cult just long enough to incite them and keep them in the Soros Obama camp, then go right back to being a straight"enlightened " liberal. promoting race science and socialist messaging on the open posting sites.
My bad but I can't help it, I'm a teabagger. the pill sends the Gay Away. I guess that I could use my gay to infiltrate my own "cult" for whatever purpose and then take the gay Away Pill and the pray the gay away prayer service that teabagger Bachmann offers at her clinic.
Disraeli

Tempe, AZ

#9 Aug 3, 2011
Arch on larch wrote:
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My bad but I can't help it, I'm a teabagger. the pill sends the Gay Away. I guess that I could use my gay to infiltrate my own "cult" for whatever purpose and then take the gay Away Pill and the pray the gay away prayer service that teabagger Bachmann offers at her clinic.
One can can never predict the outcome between two forces, absent either one side having overwhelming force or one side having a passionate desire to win, using whatever tactics available on the enemy. The latter recognize no rules of engagement, no sense of morality or honor, and no concern over the number of live sacrificed to win the day.
In a corrollary, no combatant sitting in a comfortable office chair, trying to argue using logic and common sense with an opponent who cares not a whit about truth , logic, or honesty, and employs every ruse and shading of reality to confuse and out talk him is destined to lose the argument.
Let's face it, lies are more amenable to the sheeple who seek any resolution ,no matter how confused and contradictory it may sound to a thinking person, if it presents to them a simple and non involving way to reach a solution.
If there is any doubt about this, just review the postings on this forum for the past 10 days.
Arch on larch

Minneapolis, MN

#10 Aug 3, 2011
rch on larch anonomymous froger of the good name of Arch on larch

I usually dont answer posts forged with my name on it , but to answer Straight inflitration method. I would like you to think of the old comic strip
Spy vs Spy Maybe associating with straight people will knock ewe straight, ewe could be another Donny Brasco. ya think?
Arch on larch

United States

#12 Aug 4, 2011
Capt Crunch wrote:
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PWI again, Archie??
(Posting while intoxicated, can't you tell?)
But I gotta admit, I hate it when those anonomymous froger's inflitrate.
Yea, me too!
Arch on larch

United States

#14 Aug 4, 2011
Capt Crunch wrote:
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You can't fool me, you aren't drunk enough to be the real Arch on Larch!
You're right... I just took one of those pills will let you know the results!
Arch on larch

Minneapolis, MN

#16 Aug 5, 2011
This just In

Mary had a little sheep, She took it to bed so they could sleep.(The sheep had taken a bachmann gay pill at bed time)

The sheep turned out to be an ram.... Then,Mary had a little lamb. H.W. Longfellow
Aya

Chelmsford, MA

#17 Nov 21, 2011
Where can you buy this? I totally want to try this.
ayayi

Saint Paul, MN

#18 Nov 21, 2011
Aya wrote:
Where can you buy this? I totally want to try this.
You totally tried this already(member?). Now you wanna go back!?
curious

Guatemala City, Guatemala

#19 Mar 18, 2012
Is this for real??? I can't tell if someone actually made a pill hoping it would work, or if this is just some practical joke roaming the internet... Can someone please tell me? Thanks.

Since: Mar 11

St. Croix valley

#20 Mar 18, 2012
curious wrote:
Is this for real??? I can't tell if someone actually made a pill hoping it would work, or if this is just some practical joke roaming the internet... Can someone please tell me? Thanks.
It's very real. For the male version, each pill has a picture of Newt Gingrich on it. just look at the pill and you will not be gay

for the women's version, it has a picture of Mrs. Santorum...

Since: Mar 11

St. Croix valley

#21 Mar 18, 2012
(Actuallly, the Mrs Santorum pill is an all-purpose/unisex birth control/abstinence pill also...)
curious

Guatemala City, Guatemala

#23 Mar 19, 2012
Wow... I am so disgusted that someone would actually create a real pill like this. I don't think I have felt this ashamed to be an american in a long time :-(
The likely hood of me moving back to the usa at some point just decreased. Why can't people just open their ignorent eyes and accept people how they were born?

Since: Aug 10

Here

#24 Mar 19, 2012
curious wrote:
Wow... I am so disgusted that someone would actually create a real pill like this. I don't think I have felt this ashamed to be an american in a long time :-(
The likely hood of me moving back to the usa at some point just decreased. Why can't people just open their ignorent eyes and accept people how they were born?
As soon as medical science proves you're born that way, then we can talk. And that's the last thing you'd want them to prove.. it could be the death of gays, considering how only hetero's can make abortion decisions.

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