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DSM Local

Ankeny, IA

#1 Apr 10, 2013
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#2 Apr 10, 2013
Still in favor of abortions, comrade ?

Ps- Microsoft is across the lake from Seattle in Redmond.

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Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#4 Apr 11, 2013
I have a better looking DR, than your vet....

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Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#5 Apr 11, 2013
Trashyliar the mommy-
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic TrashyLiar.
After a long silence, one fat troll rose to his feet.
"Now then fat troll, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired TrashyLiar with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the fat troll, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself. Sides, being a rethuglican/teabagger moron, we's all STOOPID !!!"

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Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#6 Apr 11, 2013
A troll and a goat go into the woods to have sex. After about 20 minutes the troll says, I wish I had a flashlight", the goat nays, "me too", you've been eating my g-rass for 20 minutes...
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#7 Apr 11, 2013
A troll and a goat go into the woods to have sex. After 15 minutes, the trolls complains " I wish I had a flashlight", the goat replies, "me too, you've been eating my gr-ass for 15 minutes"....
Christingle Matthews

Grantsburg, WI

#8 Apr 11, 2013
Dat Tru wrote:
The Slew-Dog went to the doctor and after taking the blood pressure, heart rate, etc, the doctor said "Slew, you have to stop beating off". Slew said "why doctor?" The doctor said, "because I have to finish the exam!"
A good joke has to have truth in it.

This here be one funny joke!
Christingle Matthews

Grantsburg, WI

#9 Apr 11, 2013
Dat Tru wrote:
The Slew-Dog went to the doctor and after taking the blood pressure, heart rate, etc, the doctor said "Slew, you have to stop beating off". Slew said "why doctor?" The doctor said, "because I have to finish the exam!"
(On the Thread about "Stabbings by the Demokrat in Texas, Slewsie declared that she is a "Math Major" (not Captain, but Major....next she will be a General, I digress)....I posted an interview I found on line at the US Postal Service that Ms Slewsie did, to get hired by the Service, I will re-post it here).
Job Testing Facilitator, at the US Postal Service;
Slewsie, can you please use the word "Before" in an sentence?
Slewsie, the Job Applicant, at the US Postal Service;
"I am a world renowned Pink Belt in the Mythical DOJO when I am not an Investment GURU in the Capitalist Markets where my specialty is DOJO Dollars, of course I can use the word before in a sentence you Rawmoney, Cain't, Corvair, Seatac, Teabagging, Bush Lover!"
"Before".........2 plus 2 Before". "Now where be my Gubernment Check!"
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#10 Apr 11, 2013
Next, tell the nice folks, you're a pink elephant riding, drunken loser...
Christingle Matthews

Grantsburg, WI

#11 Apr 11, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
A troll and a goat go into the woods to have sex. After 15 minutes, the trolls complains " I wish I had a flashlight", the goat replies, "me too, you've been eating my gr-ass for 15 minutes"....
Sexual Sociopath,

Only your network of co- Gay Porn Collectors think that your sick comments about Bestiality, Anal Sex, and Predatory Fantasies are humorous.

Please spend more time at those Web Sites so that a criminal case against you can be expedited.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#12 Apr 11, 2013
Next, tell the nice folks, you're a pink elephant riding, drunken loser...

Poor cantgetitup, blamed your wife, huh ???
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#15 Apr 11, 2013
You ARE my "sucking expert".... LMAOROTFU~!
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#16 Apr 11, 2013
IMMERSION 1 Year Change:+141.01%

I should have told you children months ago....

Oh yeah I did, but you're too dumb to listen...

Is this funny to you ? I find it HILARIOUS !!!!

LMAOROTFU~!
Christingle Matthews

Grantsburg, WI

#17 Apr 11, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
You ARE my "sucking expert".... LMAOROTFU~!
(Lemme Repeat)

Sexual Sociopath,

Only your network of co- Gay Porn Collectors think that your sick comments about Bestiality, Anal Sex, and Predatory Fantasies are humorous.

Please spend more time at those Web Sites so that a criminal case against you can be expedited.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#19 Apr 11, 2013
How many monikers this morning, "daily joke" ???
PC Free Zone

Minneapolis, MN

#20 Apr 12, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
You ARE my "sucking expert".... LMAOROTFU~!
What's the difference between Slew and a dead hooker?
Slew still sucks!
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#21 Apr 12, 2013
What's the difference between a moron & a teabagger ??? NONE.
Christingle Matthews

Grantsburg, WI

#22 Apr 12, 2013
Bushwhacker wrote:
What's the difference between a moron & a teabagger ??? NONE.
Moron,

Great comeback.....

Remember, you will always suck.
Bushwhacker

Seattle, WA

#23 Apr 12, 2013
Suck welfare from the government trough, little piggy ?? Like you and your monikers ??? LMAOROTFU~! Nope....

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Seattle, WA

#24 Apr 12, 2013
How many monikers this morning, "daily judging joke" ???

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