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Bushwhacker

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Jun 14, 2013
 
Con's health care chart translated roughly into English...may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

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Con and his girlfriend crass were on an expedition across the desert, but crass needed some advice when they finally reached a waterhole.
"I just can't seem to get my camel to drink any water," crass explained, "and it's a long way to the next waterhole and I'm worried it'll die of thirst if it doesn't drink now."
"O. K.," said con, "I'll show you what to do. Bring the camel over here and I'll hold its head in the water. Now, you put your lips around its ass and suck hard, that'll draw the water up just fine."
So crass starts sucking as hard as he can, but there's a problem:
"Hang on," crass says, coughing and spluttering, "the camel's head must be too deep in the water, the mud's started coming through."
"Let me show you", con exclaimed....
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Jun 15, 2013
 
Con's health care chart translated roughly into English...may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

COUNT THE HUMPS !!

Con and his girlfriend crass were on an expedition across the desert, but crass needed some advice when they finally reached a waterhole.
"I just can't seem to get my camel to drink any water," crass explained, "and it's a long way to the next waterhole and I'm worried it'll die of thirst if it doesn't drink now."
"O. K.," said con, "I'll show you what to do. Bring the camel over here and I'll hold its head in the water. Now, you put your lips around its ass and suck hard, that'll draw the water up just fine."
So crass starts sucking as hard as he can, but there's a problem:
"Hang on," crass says, coughing and spluttering, "the camel's head must be too deep in the water, the mud's started coming through."
"Let me show you", con exclaimed....
Bushwhacker

Kent, WA

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Jun 16, 2013
 
Con's health care chart translated roughly into English...may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

COUNT THE HUMPS !!

Con and his girlfriend crass were on an expedition across the desert, but crass needed some advice when they finally reached a waterhole.
"I just can't seem to get my camel to drink any water," crass explained, "and it's a long way to the next waterhole and I'm worried it'll die of thirst if it doesn't drink now."
"O. K.," said con, "I'll show you what to do. Bring the camel over here and I'll hold its head in the water. Now, you put your lips around its ass and suck hard, that'll draw the water up just fine."
So crass starts sucking as hard as he can, but there's a problem:
"Hang on," crass says, coughing and spluttering, "the camel's head must be too deep in the water, the mud's started coming through."
"Let me show you", con exclaimed....
Bushwhacker

Kent, WA

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Jun 16, 2013
 
COUNT THE HUMPS !!

Con and his girlfriend crass were on an expedition across the desert, but crass needed some advice when they finally reached a waterhole.
"I just can't seem to get my camel to drink any water," crass explained, "and it's a long way to the next waterhole and I'm worried it'll die of thirst if it doesn't drink now."
"O. K.," said con, "I'll show you what to do. Bring the camel over here and I'll hold its head in the water. Now, you put your lips around its ass and suck hard, that'll draw the water up just fine."
So crass starts sucking as hard as he can, but there's a problem:
"Hang on," crass says, coughing and spluttering, "the camel's head must be too deep in the water, the mud's started coming through."
"Let me show you", con exclaimed....

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