Were liberals the weird kids in high school?

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DSM Local

Ankeny, IA

#1 Apr 24, 2013
-Butch ugly leftist feMales, did drugs

- Males were skinny or ugly talking to self, unathletic, hated the popular kids, feared guns, wanted control, did drugs

---And a joke to top it off

A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown.

He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.

He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it."

The guy says, "forget the story", and buys the rat.

As he's walking down the street he notices two live rats following him. As he continues to walk, more rats start following him.

He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats following him.

He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown.

The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, "Ah!, so your back for the story".

The guys says, "No, I was wondering if you have any bronze liberals?"
The New Liberal

Green Bay, WI

#2 Apr 24, 2013
DSM Local wrote:
-Butch ugly leftist feMales, did drugs
- Males were skinny or ugly talking to self, unathletic, hated the popular kids, feared guns, wanted control, did drugs
---And a joke to top it off
A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown.
He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.
He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it."
The guy says, "forget the story", and buys the rat.
As he's walking down the street he notices two live rats following him. As he continues to walk, more rats start following him.
He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats following him.
He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown.
The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, "Ah!, so your back for the story".
The guys says, "No, I was wondering if you have any bronze liberals?"
Were liberals the weird kids in high school?
Answer: Well, yes they were. The fact that you had to ask this question shows that you, "just didn't get it." This dumb question is prof that you also, were one of the weird kids. I personally would have stacked your locker, knocked your books out of your hand, and pulled your underwear up over your head. loser.
1776 Defender

Ankeny, IA

#3 Apr 24, 2013
The New Liberal wrote:
<quoted text>Were liberals the weird kids in high school?
Answer: Well, yes they were. The fact that you had to ask this question shows that you, "just didn't get it." This dumb question is prof that you also, were one of the weird kids. I personally would have stacked your locker, knocked your books out of your hand, and pulled your underwear up over your head. loser.
Is that what happened to you?
redeemer

Saint Paul, MN

#5 Apr 24, 2013
DSM Local wrote:
-Butch ugly leftist feMales, did drugs
- Males were skinny or ugly talking to self, unathletic, hated the popular kids, feared guns, wanted control, did drugs
---And a joke to top it off
A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown.
He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.
He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it."
The guy says, "forget the story", and buys the rat.
As he's walking down the street he notices two live rats following him. As he continues to walk, more rats start following him.
He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats following him.
He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown.
The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, "Ah!, so your back for the story".
The guys says, "No, I was wondering if you have any bronze liberals?"
Liberals were the cool good looking smart jocks in school,republicans were the shitty weird loners,that why the republican party now just have about 500 mambers under fifty hahaha,The Grand Old Party,led by old prune face mitch the bitch o'connell. we got talent folks in our party
Saturday night live,jay leno,david letterman,jon steward,bill maher,.steven colbert,the family guy, south park,keep us liberals laughing our as off at the GOP party hahahaha,The gOP got fox news and the not funny anymore Dennis somebody hahaha what a bunch losers even Hollywood hate the republican losers.
The New Liberal

Green Bay, WI

#6 Apr 24, 2013
redeemer wrote:
<quoted text>Liberals were the cool good looking smart jocks in school,republicans were the shitty weird loners,that why the republican party now just have about 500 mambers under fifty hahaha,The Grand Old Party,led by old prune face mitch the bitch o'connell. we got talent folks in our party
Saturday night live,jay leno,david letterman,jon steward,bill maher,.steven colbert,the family guy, south park,keep us liberals laughing our as off at the GOP party hahahaha,The gOP got fox news and the not funny anymore Dennis somebody hahaha what a bunch losers even Hollywood hate the republican losers.
"I personally would have stacked your locker, knocked your books out of your hand, and pulled your underwear up over your head. loser."

I would have done these things to you but sadly, your mama couldn't afford underwear and you couldn't read so you didn't have any books.
The New Liberal

Green Bay, WI

#8 Apr 24, 2013
redeemer wrote:
<quoted text>Liberals were the cool good looking smart jocks in school,republicans were the shitty weird loners,that why the republican party now just have about 500 mambers under fifty hahaha,The Grand Old Party,led by old prune face mitch the bitch o'connell. we got talent folks in our party
Saturday night live,jay leno,david letterman,jon steward,bill maher,.steven colbert,the family guy, south park,keep us liberals laughing our as off at the GOP party hahahaha,The gOP got fox news and the not funny anymore Dennis somebody hahaha what a bunch losers even Hollywood hate the republican losers.
You still look like Buckwheat. Only fatter.
http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-mediu...
redeemer

Saint Paul, MN

#9 Apr 24, 2013
real space ace wrote:
<quoted text>Out of that whole list, only family guy and south park are funny. I wouldn't necessarily call south park liberal. They made fun of prius drivers and the smugness of San Francisco. Let's not forget the al gore "manbearpig" episode. BTW Hollywood is full of a bunch of nutjob losers that are dumb ignorant fame whores. All of my rocker idols are right wingers. Everyone else can go screw themselves.
South park and family guy did a funny rush limbaugh I laugh my as off hahaha
And are you talking about washup worn out Ted(nutjob) Nugent,as your rocker hahahha? who eles do you have beside Nutgent?
redeemer

Saint Paul, MN

#10 Apr 24, 2013
The New Liberal wrote:
<quoted text>You still look like Buckwheat. Only fatter.
http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-mediu...
I would'nt give my computer any of your gay porn virus by clicking on any of your sites,I know that you were the least populary qweer in school,sht you can't get even a date on the weekends,you musr be a really ugly and fat,we know that you're dumber than a rock,,you ever thought about plastic surgery,will your welfare medicaid pay for the procedure/ hahahaha
The New Liberal

Green Bay, WI

#11 Apr 24, 2013
redeemer wrote:
<quoted text>I would'nt give my computer any of your gay porn virus by clicking on any of your sites,I know that you were the least populary qweer in school,sht you can't get even a date on the weekends,you musr be a really ugly and fat,we know that you're dumber than a rock,,you ever thought about plastic surgery,will your welfare medicaid pay for the procedure/ hahahaha
What are you talking about. You were my date in high school. That's the night you and 4 other fat homosexuals were abandon at a restaurant, left with nothing but the bill. You were the butt of the joke.
Sociopathic Crassus

Minneapolis, MN

#12 Apr 24, 2013
Please ignore the racist moront Crassus. He will do or say anything to get the attention he so desperately craves. With the mental and emotionally abilities of a ten year old, Crassus is not responsible for his sociopathic tendencies and is a great example of someone that should be locked up forever for the good of society.
The New Liberal

Green Bay, WI

#15 Apr 24, 2013
real space ace wrote:
<quoted text>Alice Cooper,iron maiden,some of metallica and rage against the machine and dave mustaine from megadeth. Heavy metal is strictly republican.
You look more like a Rob Halford fan. That man has a beat guys like you like to grind to.
redeemer

Saint Paul, MN

#16 Apr 24, 2013
real space ace wrote:
<quoted text>Alice Cooper,iron maiden,some of metallica and rage against the machine and dave mustaine from megadeth. Heavy metal is strictly republican.
So is country western,and alice cooper is so old he can barely make it on stage,even Ted Nugent still can walk on his own two feet for now.
The New Liberal

Green Bay, WI

#17 Apr 24, 2013
redeemer wrote:
<quoted text>
So is country western,and alice cooper is so old he can barely make it on stage,even Ted Nugent still can walk on his own two feet for now.
You look more like a Janis Joplin fan That woman was the best lookin white woman a dark like you could ever hope to get.
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/069/7/...
redeemer

Saint Paul, MN

#19 Apr 24, 2013
The New Liberal wrote:
<quoted text>You look more like a Janis Joplin fan That woman was the best lookin white woman a dark like you could ever hope to get.
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/069/7/...
I don't sleep with snakes like your mama,she remind of mama cass,daddy sign tenor,and mama sing bass
byhahahaha
redeemer

Saint Paul, MN

#20 Apr 24, 2013
real space ace wrote:
<quoted text>Alice Cooper may be old but he still rocks like hell. He performs like a 25 year old. Have you seen him lately??? He friggen blows any loser liberal rapper out of the water. Heavy metal requires actual talent. No auto-tune or lip syncing. It's all guitar drums and vocals. REAL MUSIC not fake electronic bullshit. Everyone else I mentioned is still young and rockin.
Rap music is more popular weth young whites than it is in the da hood really.
BTW:Are you an old stoner or acid freak? hahahaha
redeemer

Saint Paul, MN

#21 Apr 24, 2013
real space ace wrote:
<quoted text>Alice Cooper may be old but he still rocks like hell. He performs like a 25 year old. Have you seen him lately??? He friggen blows any loser liberal rapper out of the water. Heavy metal requires actual talent. No auto-tune or lip syncing. It's all guitar drums and vocals. REAL MUSIC not fake electronic bullshit. Everyone else I mentioned is still young and rockin.
I'm a Motown guy,but I did like Pink ,whatever happen with him?
AntiMelting

United States

#23 Apr 24, 2013
And now they are the weird, adult children in government.
The New Liberal

Green Bay, WI

#25 Apr 24, 2013
real space ace wrote:
<quoted text>I actually like some Motown stuff believe it or not. It's actually not that bad.
Simple rookie mistake of not changing your name when you change locations. When you use the Seattle location you go by Bushwacked. Remember? When in Grantsberg you're Consistant.
Bushwhacked

Seattle, WA

#27 Apr 24, 2013
Space case changes location, it's too complicated for you, crapass....

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