Is this NBA cheerleader 'too chunky'?

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CRASSUS

Green Bay, WI

#1 Apr 29, 2013
I have banged many a cheerleader in my day and the problem with this one is, the boobs don't match the waistline. A waistline like this should be matched with a nice natural pair of 36DDs. When a cheerleader does her useless gyrating on the floor, her boobs need to move ripples on the waves, in sync with the rest of the fat on the body. Not only that, in this day in age, it's about time for cheerleaders to start dancing naked anyway. They are entertainers, and should be doing stripper tricks, like picking up coins off the court without using their hands.

"According to the Daily Mail, Crawford came under fire on Wednesday, Apr. 24 after she reportedly asked readers if Williams was "too chunky" to cheer. "[Williams] has been criticized by some folks in [Oklahoma] for having 'pudginess' around her waistline," she allegedly wrote. "Is this chick 'too chunky' to be a cheerleader?"

"But if she's comfortable wearing that tiny outfit and dancing for NBA fans, then good for her," Crawford said. "Besides ... not every man likes women to be toothpick skinny. I'd say most men prefer a little extra meat on her bones."

Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/news...

Obamas Peeps

Green Bay, WI

#2 Apr 29, 2013
CRASSUS wrote:
I have banged many a cheerleader in my day and the problem with this one is, the boobs don't match the waistline. A waistline like this should be matched with a nice natural pair of 36DDs. When a cheerleader does her useless gyrating on the floor, her boobs need to move ripples on the waves, in sync with the rest of the fat on the body. Not only that, in this day in age, it's about time for cheerleaders to start dancing naked anyway. They are entertainers, and should be doing stripper tricks, like picking up coins off the court without using their hands.
"According to the Daily Mail, Crawford came under fire on Wednesday, Apr. 24 after she reportedly asked readers if Williams was "too chunky" to cheer. "[Williams] has been criticized by some folks in [Oklahoma] for having 'pudginess' around her waistline," she allegedly wrote. "Is this chick 'too chunky' to be a cheerleader?"
"But if she's comfortable wearing that tiny outfit and dancing for NBA fans, then good for her," Crawford said. "Besides ... not every man likes women to be toothpick skinny. I'd say most men prefer a little extra meat on her bones."
Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/news...
Obama's Peeps like them chunky.
1776 Defender

Ankeny, IA

#3 Apr 29, 2013
Blegh..... that was a revolting picture... tell that girl to get on a diet
CRASSUS

Green Bay, WI

#4 Apr 29, 2013
1776 Defender wrote:
Blegh..... that was a revolting picture... tell that girl to get on a diet
You didn't even the lack of boobs. That's expected, you being a gay Muslim from Turkey. You're used to your partners not having a chest.

Since: Sep 11

Rogers, MN

#6 Apr 29, 2013
She looks healthy. Honestly, who is really attracted to the bulimic looking super models that appear to have not eaten for several weeks? Ribs and pelvic bones sticking out all over the place...ewwww!
Ottoman Empire

Ankeny, IA

#8 Apr 29, 2013
CRASSUS wrote:
<quoted text>You didn't even the lack of boobs. That's expected, you being a gay Muslim from Turkey. You're used to your partners not having a chest.
They did a good job killing gayreeks and armenalings, well they didn't finish the job as evident by the existence of Crassus......

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