Minneapolis, MN

#1 Apr 24, 2013
Here you go....an opportunity to offend another group of people today.


Now that the province of Ontario has an openly gay female Liberal Premier..

We'll have to learn a new term known as 'Lesbionics'.... and many more.

What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet

What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.

What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker; the other's a crack snacker.

Seattle, WA

#2 Apr 24, 2013
What do you call a person, who isn't a big man without putting people down ???

Why call IT at all ?

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