Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#1 Feb 14, 2013
(The Borowitz Report)—In what he called “the happiest day of my life,” National Rifle Association C.E.O. Wayne LaPierre marked Valentine’s Day by marrying his longtime gun, an AK-47 assault rifle.

Mr. LaPierre grew emotional as he reminisced about meeting the firearm at a gun show in Alabama in 1991.

“The chemistry between us was amazing,” he said.“Our first weekend together, all we did was shoot.”

Marriage between a human and a gun is not legal in most states, a situation that Mr. LaPierre bemoans:“For a lot of N.R.A. members it’s the only intimate relationship they’re capable of.”

The wedding ceremony was attended by twenty-five of Mr. LaPierre’s guns and over two hundred members of Congress.

Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowit...
Amused Slew

Minneapolis, MN

#2 Feb 14, 2013
Slewsie, this doesn't even make sense. A teabagger marriage is a gay marriage. Is that what you meant? Remember that special day right after the law passed in Washington? I know I will never forget that one very special day. Giggles.
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#3 Feb 14, 2013



Stick with the gay schtick, it's "right" up your maturity level. LMAOROTFU~!
Amused Slew

Minneapolis, MN

#4 Feb 14, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
Stick with the gay schtick, it's "right" up your maturity level. LMAOROTFU~!
LMAOROLF~! is such a mature response. "Seem" right to you?
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#5 Feb 14, 2013
Really ?? No comments on the risk faced by unprofessional strike breakers getting hurt on the job ?? Funny, OSHA is in on it NOW ~!!! Poor trashy...
Amused Slew

Minneapolis, MN

#6 Feb 14, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
Really ?? No comments on the risk faced by unprofessional strike breakers getting hurt on the job ?? Funny, OSHA is in on it NOW ~!!! Poor trashy...
Slewsie, I am worried about you. What does OSHA have to do with NRA guy marrying a gun? You really do need to get back to the doctor.
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#8 Feb 15, 2013
(The Borowitz Report)—In what he called “the happiest day of my life,” National Rifle Association C.E.O. Wayne LaPierre marked Valentine’s Day by marrying his longtime gun, an AK-47 assault rifle.
Mr. LaPierre grew emotional as he reminisced about meeting the firearm at a gun show in Alabama in 1991.
“The chemistry between us was amazing,” he said.“Our first weekend together, all we did was shoot.”
Marriage between a human and a gun is not legal in most states, a situation that Mr. LaPierre bemoans:“For a lot of N.R.A. members it’s the only intimate relationship they’re capable of.”
The wedding ceremony was attended by twenty-five of Mr. LaPierre’s guns and over two hundred members of Congress.
Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowit ...
Amused Slew

Minneapolis, MN

#9 Feb 15, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
(The Borowitz Report)—In what he called “the happiest day of my life,” National Rifle Association C.E.O. Wayne LaPierre marked Valentine’s Day by marrying his longtime gun, an AK-47 assault rifle.
Mr. LaPierre grew emotional as he reminisced about meeting the firearm at a gun show in Alabama in 1991.
“The chemistry between us was amazing,” he said.“Our first weekend together, all we did was shoot.”
Marriage between a human and a gun is not legal in most states, a situation that Mr. LaPierre bemoans:“For a lot of N.R.A. members it’s the only intimate relationship they’re capable of.”
The wedding ceremony was attended by twenty-five of Mr. LaPierre’s guns and over two hundred members of Congress.
Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowit ...
I sure wish all those silly Rethuglicant's would use a real news source like a blog from the New Yorker magazine rather than that horrible Fox News.

Since: Sep 08

Neon City Oh.

#10 Feb 15, 2013
Hey wingnuts who want to marry your guns. Make sure the safety is on before you consummate your marriage.
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#11 Feb 15, 2013
The dishonest drunk who makes gay innuendos has a point ? Sure, Guy's a group of NUTCASES !!!
Full Truth

Grantsburg, WI

#12 Feb 15, 2013
Amused Slew wrote:
<quoted text>
I sure wish all those silly Rethuglicant's would use a real news source like a blog from the New Yorker magazine rather than that horrible Fox News.
As you know, Freedom Loving Patriots like me and about 90% of the other Posters here that the Reactionary Leftists Project their Sheeplish feelings onto, do not care about what you do in your bedroom.

No matter how loudly the Leftist Sheeple shout "ya well what about your guy" in a majority of their posts, we know that Good People like you who deal daily in your personal life with Slewsie,Fattest Sheeple on Topix are mature enough to deal with the Awful Truth about the Sheeple and tier Childlike needs.

This said.

Thank you for all you do to try to rein in the "Flaming" that your Homosexual Lover, Slewsie engages in 16/7. Humanity has always had good people like you that make poor choices. As the Good Guy you are, you understand that Slewsie, the Lust Of your Life cannot control the Raging Need for attention.

Why you choose the Homosexual Relationship with her is none of our business, but I wanted to let you know that the sacrifices you make for Humanity as you attempt to calm her down when the Thorazine has reached its 1/2 Life, do not go unnoticed.
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#14 Feb 15, 2013
The dishonest drunk who makes gay innuendos has a point ? Sure, "guy's" a group of NUTCASES !!! LMAOROTFU!
Bobby

Saint Paul, MN

#15 Feb 15, 2013
Hey wingnuts who want to marry your guns. Make sure the safety is off before you consummate your marriage.*

*Loosely based on a previous post by WDRussell



Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#16 Feb 15, 2013
Hey wingnuts who want to marry your guns. Make sure the safety is off AND IT'S COCKED & LOADED before you consummate your marriage.*

*Loosely based on a previous post by WDRussell & Bobby...

Since: Jul 10

Minneapolis, MN

#17 Feb 15, 2013
Full Truth wrote:
<quoted text>
As you know, Freedom Loving Patriots like me and about 90% of the other Posters here that the Reactionary Leftists Project their Sheeplish feelings onto, do not care about what you do in your bedroom.
No matter how loudly the Leftist Sheeple shout "ya well what about your guy" in a majority of their posts, we know that Good People like you who deal daily in your personal life with Slewsie,Fattest Sheeple on Topix are mature enough to deal with the Awful Truth about the Sheeple and tier Childlike needs.
This said.
Thank you for all you do to try to rein in the "Flaming" that your Homosexual Lover, Slewsie engages in 16/7. Humanity has always had good people like you that make poor choices. As the Good Guy you are, you understand that Slewsie, the Lust Of your Life cannot control the Raging Need for attention.
Why you choose the Homosexual Relationship with her is none of our business, but I wanted to let you know that the sacrifices you make for Humanity as you attempt to calm her down when the Thorazine has reached its 1/2 Life, do not go unnoticed.
thing is, I did a search online about this supposed marriage. nothing came up. except the one site that LOVES doing satire. this being the new yorker site.
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and since the folks of the NRA are often in the news for what they do. I would say that this was a 'created' news item. made up by the new yorker to get more readers to it.
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if it had been a real event. even the star trib would have covered it.
Amused Slew

Seattle, WA

#18 Feb 15, 2013
I hate to call you "slow", but the writer's name is in the article. S-L-O-W ~!

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